“The Last Grudge” by Max Seeck

Copyright 2021 by Max Seeck. Published by Berkley, an imprint of Penguin Random House LLC.

This edition was translated from the original Finnish. This is a problem because, as with most translations, the names of character and locations were not translated. So the main character is Yusuf Pepple. One of the murder victims is Eliel Zetterborg who lives on Laivasillankatu. Pepple’s colleagues are Jessica Niemi, Nina Ruska, Rasmus Susikoski and Jami Harjula. One of the suspects is Camilla Adlerkreutz. You get the idea – names in this book are a problem. Reading involves a constant struggle to mentally pronounce or to at least figure out who is being referenced as some of the names are very similar to someone who speaks English. Books that involve struggle are not fun.

The first murder – with several to follow – is the stabbing of Eliel Zetterborg, the fabulously rich CEO of RealEst, a Finnish manufacturing conglomerate – in his palatial condo in Helsinki. There are many suspects initially as he was widely despised, but the murderer was waiting for him inside his condo, with the alarm set, which narrows the suspect list greatly. Soon some clues appear that were clearly left by the murderer to taunt the police. Those clues lead to a deaf mute, the son of one of Zetterborg’s lieutenants. How he became a deaf mute eventually becomes a central question in the plot. It involves an incident that occurred 30 years earlier in a remote Finnish hunting lodge.

It is a well-crafted plot and there are several subplots that are also interesting. But I couldn’t get past the struggle in reading it.

3 out of 10.

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Carnival Venezia wrapup

We have been back a few days now, so it is a good time to summarize the cruise.

Highlights:

  • The shows. These three musical productions were, simply put, some of the best either of us has ever seen on a ship. The last one in particular – “Vintage Pop” – was simply spectacular.
  • The Venezia Rockband. Arguably the best band either of us has heard on a ship. Our memory of the excellent Luminosa Rockband has faded, but I think if we heard them side-by-side the Venezia band would win.
  • The ship. It was larger and newer than I expected. And very beautiful.
  • The food. The fare, both in the dining room and the buffet, was generally better than average. My birthday dinner failed due to horrible beef barley soup that had no beef and little barley, and a prime rib that was so undercooked that it looked raw and had to be sent back – something I almost never do. But the second offering of prime rib was excellent and the other meals were consistently very good.

Lowlights:

  • Embarkation. The not-so-smart elevators made a difficult process even more difficult. And our inability to find our muster station – even after asking 6 different crew members – was a major, intolerable fail in crew training. Plus I would like someone to explain to me why Muster Station D3 was location on Deck 4. Does that make any kind of sense at all?
  • Guy’s Burgers. I have had some great hamburgers on ships but the “pepperoni pizza burger” that I had at Guy’s was a hot mess. Literally. Maybe the other items on the menu were better but after this burger I had no interest in trying the others.
  • The pizza shop hours. We like having pizza late at night. On the Venezia the pizza place closed at midnight (instead of 4am as on the Luminosa). I did not have any pizza on this trip. A minor disappointment but a disappointment.

The highlights greatly outweighed the lowlights. It was a very good cruise.

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Carnival Venezia Day 8 – Disembarkation

We set the alarm for 7am, got up, got packed and went to breakfast. Everything was going fine… until we realized that Marlene had left the bottom portion of her dentures on the table, wrapped in a napkin, at the late night buffet. I went to the buffet and spoke to the manager. No dentures, but check with Guest Services he said. Checked there, no dentures. Was advised to file a lost item report with carnival.com.

We left the ship without the bottom dentures.

We stopped at a couple of yard sales on the way home, but bought only a couple of $1 items. We tried to stop at the new Brighton Bay casino too but it was not yet open. We did stop at the casino in Immokolee. Marlene recovered a small portion of what she had lost on the ship and I lost another $100. Still, a cheap trip in spite of the casino losses.

We then drove to our friend’s house to pick up Becky. She was happy to see us.

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Carnival Venezia Day 7 – At sea

A final day at sea. We had breakfast in the buffet and lunch at La Strada Grill – a small BBQ place outside on Deck 5. Pretty good jerk chicken and pulled pork.

We happened across the “World Works Here” show in the theater. This was basically a celebration of the diversity of the crew – over 50 countries are represented in the 1,400 crew members. It featured some songs by the very talented entertainment staff.

I read for a couple of hours, then we had dinner in the buffet. After dinner we visited the casino one last time. And I lost another $95 – down $195 for the cruise. Not bad, really, for a 7-night cruise, but disappointing after being ahead for 5 days. Marlene lost a bundle.

Young couple

We danced to the Venezia Rockband – a terrific band. Arguably better than the Luminosa Rockband that made our transpacific cruise so pleasant. After dancing we had a late night snack and had a nice chat with another young couple who stopped by to compliment us for being “so full of life.”

In bed before 2am.

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Carnival Venezia Day 6 – Cozumel, Mexico

Venezia (middle ship) in Cozumel

I rose early and went up to Deck 10 to do some blogging. I left text messages for Marlene telling her where I was and what I was doing. But she didn’t get them and was pretty miffed that I would walk off without communicating. A minor tempest that soon blew over.

We had breakfast then left the ship to roam the port area. We did some shopping at the Margaritaville complex near the pier. Marlene found a $50 dress that she liked, a liter of vanilla for $10 and a $3 magnet. I found a $15 pina colada that was arguably the worst I have ever tasted. What a waste of $15!

We reboarded the ship for lunch and I did some more blogging while Marlene napped. The nap seemed like a good idea so I napped for about an hour too. We went to the casino before dinner and my luck ran out – I lost $200 (down $100 for the cruise). Dinner was good, but not spectacular. We went to 2 shows after dinner – a musical show, “Classic Pop” that was simply wonderful. Great voices and dancing, along with beautiful costumes and lighting. This may have been the best show I have ever seen aboard a ship.

Then we caught the late night X-rated comedy show. Two very funny guys who ventured into topics that can’t be mentioned here.

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Carnival Venezia Day 5 – Belize

Belize is a great place for snorkeling, scuba diving and jungle excursions. But the city is a third-world mess and all of those activities involve expensive excursions and a 30-minute ferry shuttle ride to shore. We were not interested in doing any of those things so we stayed on the ship.

We had some minimal internet at breakfast (we were, after all, a mile from shore) and were able to catch up on messages and email. But I was not able to blog. It was a nice day and we decided to spend an hour wandering about the Venezia. It is pretty typical in what it offers but everything is done with style. We like this ship very much. I will try to show you why.

The atrium lobby is beautiful, with glass staircases and golden griffins. The pool may be the most beautiful that I have seen on any cruise ship – you feel like you are in the middle of an Italian plaza.

The interior staircases are decorated with scenes of Venice and paintings of people in masks. Very tasteful.

The Lido buffet is very attractive and there are a number of specialty grills available, including a Guy’s Burger.

The ship has a JavaBlue coffee cafe where, for a price, you can get some really good coffee. But the coffee in the buffet is pretty good too.

The Serenity adults-only area is beautiful.

If you want to be active, the ship has some very nice water slides, a basketball/pickleball court, minigolf, a ropes course and some exercise equipment. There is also a small pool at the stern which offers a nice view of the ocean.

Today was my 76th birthday. The ship apparently knew that and put Beef Wellington on the menu. Delicious. However, the rest of the meal was terrible. I started with a beef barley soup that was supposed to have beef and ham. There was none. And very little barley. It was like a bland potato soup. Blah. The salad arrived with no dressing at all. We had to request some. And the desserts were blah also. The worst meal we have had on board. But saved by the terrific Beef Wellington. Marlene had swordfish which she said was quite good.

The day was also spoiled by the air disaster in DC. Terrible news.

We attended the show after dinner – Color My World. Very colorful production. Very good voices. A treat.

Marlene also got a photo op with TJ, the Cruise Director.

We went to the casino after the show. I lost $60 (but still up $100 for the cruise). Marlene didn’t play – she is still smarting from her losses earlier in the trip.

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Carnival Venezia Day 4 – Roatan Honduras

Roatan from the Lido Deck

I like Roatan. It is a pretty, laid-back island with some nice beaches. But we had no interest in an excursion of any kind, so we, after the usual breakfast, got off the ship and wandered about the cruise port area a bit. We shopped but bought nothing.

Port shopping area with Venezia in the background

We reboarded in time for lunch then did a bit of trivia. But I didn’t like the game so went off to blog a bit. Marlene napped.

After dinner we visited the casino, as usual. I won $30 (up $160 for the cruise). Marlene continued to lose.

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Carnival Venezia Day 3 – At sea

I mentioned that Marlene was up all night, playing slots. I should also mention that while I was in the casino I consumed 2 Funship Specials and 2 Long Island Ice Teas – all VERY strong. I didn’t feel all that tipsy when I went to bed at 3am but I was pretty hung over in the morning. And all day, for that matter. I had coffee for breakfast. Neither of us felt very eager for the afternoon party for Platinum and Diamond passengers (we are both Platinum with Carnival), so we skipped it. Marlene napped. I read.

We spent some time in the casino in the afternoon. I broke even. We went back after dinner (which we took in the buffet) and I had some luck. I won $130. Up $130 for the cruise. Marlene continued to lose.

The White Party was held that evening. But despite packing white clothes for me for the first time ever, neither of us felt like going. Another big event that we skipped.

A good day for skipping events.

We went to bed early.

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Carnival Venezia Day 2 – At sea

The day started, as it usually does, with breakfast. Then some trivia where I teamed up with 4 other passengers for General Knowledge, then Big Bang Theory. We did well – 17 and 14 correct, out of 20 – but did not win.

Marlene went to Guest Services at the start of the trivia to put some money on her account and had not returned an hour later. I went in search of her and found her on the phone – a Guest Services phone – talking to Barclay Bank, the bank that provides her Carnival credit card. When she first tried to use the card at the start of the cruise she found that it was blocked. She was on the phone trying to resolve this problem.

Let me see if I can explain this in a way that doesn’t sound totally idiotic… Hmmmm… Nope, it sounds totally idiotic. The problem, you see, is that the bank, seeing that she was using a Carnival card when on a Carnival cruise, decided that it must be fraudulent and blocked the card. To use a Carnival card on a Carnival cruise you must notify the bank that you are leaving the country. Is there any Carnival cruise that doesn’t leave the country? None that I know of. So the agent was asking all sorts of idiotic questions like “what country are you in now?” The idea that a cruise ship might be on the ocean and not in port seemed to be incomprehensible.

The card was finally unblocked after 30 minutes on the phone and talking to a supervisor. But I asked Marlene to please cancel the card. It is more trouble than it is worth.

Marlene told me about a ring she had seen that she loved. She doesn’t need more jewelry but it is not often that she gushes over a piece like she did over this one, so I got it. Valentine’s Day is coming.

Ready for Elegant Night

I intended to get a slice of pizza for lunch but decided to try the Pepperoni Pizza Burger at Guy’s Burgers. A nice grilled hamburger patty, a pepperoni sauce and a slice of mozzarella cheese. Pretty good but MESSY. I had sauce running down my arm as I ate it.

Before dinner we were treated to a brief Italian operetta piece by masqueraded singers. Very nice voices and beautiful garb.

Dinner was elegant and Marlene looked lovely. I got to wear my new blue suit for the first time. We looked… adorable. My entree was filet mignon and short ribs. Marlene had a shrimp dish. Very good.

The show was Epic Rock and it was a very good production. The cast has some very good voices and the production was very professional.

We went to the casino after the show and stayed WAY too long. I finally went to bed around 3am (down $50, even for the cruise) but Marlene continue to play until nearly 8am. She has more stamina than I do.

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Carnival Venezia Day 1 – Embarkation

The view from the Venezia’s Lido Deck at the dock in Port Canaveral

We started the auto trek to Port Canaveral just a few minutes later than planned – about 8:45am – and arrived at the parking lot exactly on time at noon. We packed well except that we once again forgot the sign that we use to mark our cabin. It was in the bag with the birthday card and present that Marlene had for me. Guess I will have to open those when I return.

Marlene with one of the crew

There was a bit of a wait at the TSA checkpoint, but we got through without my pocket knife being confiscated as it was on the previous cruise. We arrived on the ship just in time to hear the announcement that the rooms were ready. Pretty good timing overall.

We unpacked and went up to the Lido deck to grab a bite to eat. We thought we had plenty of time to get to the muster station to check in. We headed there around 3pm but had difficulty finding it. We have never before had difficulty finding a muster station. You would think the location would be well marked. You would also think that the crew would know where it was located. But if you were on the Venezia you would be wrong. We asked 6 crew members where Muster Station D3 was located and none could give us a clear answer. We finally found it but it was NOT on Deck 3 as I expected – it was on Deck 4. This lack of signage and training didn’t give me a warm fuzzy feeling about how an evacuation would proceed in an emergency.

Then, to top it off, the muster station was closed – we arrived too late. The crew told us we would have to go to Guest Services to register for the muster. Wrong again. We stood in the long line (it is always long on embarkation day) only to be told that Guest Services did not have anything to do with the muster. Again, a lack of training on display. The punishment for missing the muster? We would receive a harshly-worded letter and would be denied the privilege of drinking alcohol for an hour. One whole hour.

I will describe the ship in detail later but I can tell you that this is NOT a sister of the Luminosa. The Venezia is considerably larger (4,200 passengers) and newer than the Luminosa. It is also more beautiful. Our first impressions were quite positive.

Except for the “smart” elevators. On this ship you have to tell the elevator where you are going before it arrives – you pick the floor on a video screen as you wait. You can’t just board any car and get to the floor of your choice – it assigns you to a car designated by a letter. This actually works pretty well when there isn’t a horde of people waiting – but there is always a horde on embarkation day. I picked my floor and was assigned to Car X. But after waiting for 10 minutes I was informed by one of the crew that Car X was “empty” which sounded like a good thing to me. But apparently “empty” meant “unavailable.” The crew had to override the “smart” elevators to actually get people to where they wanted to go. A big fail for automation.

Gondola in the dining room

Lunch was very good and so was dinner. I had short ribs for my dinner entree – my favorite dish on a cruise. We got our first view of the gondola in the dining room – a feature that Marlene found fascinating. I thought it was pretty cool too.

Then we went to the casino. We get free drinks there while we play, which is a great deal so long as we don’t lose at slots. Marlene did lose, but not much. I was up $170 before going on a losing streak but still ended the night up $50.

Our interior cabin was quite large – another pleasant surprise. A very nice cabin with a very comfortable bed on a very beautiful ship.

Should be a good week.

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