Carnival Conquest Day 7 – Barbados

On the pier in Barbados

Today’s port was Bridgetown Barbados. We had breakfast in the buffet, as usual, and left the ship a bit late because we had a lovely chat with a Marisa, a fellow passenger from NJ.

The port is nearly two miles from the center to town. But Marlene and I like to walk, so we hoofed. it, with some stops in shops along the way. There was more shopping in town. Marlene got two more items of clothing. I got a snow cone. Then we walked back and split a hamburger aboard the ship while I blogged.

Dinner was short ribs. Excellent!

After dinner we went to the show which featured the Conquest Rockband. This is a good band, but the sound guy absolutely destroyed the show by amplifying too much and using WAY too much bass. For the second night in a row we walked out. I filed a complaint at the customer service desk.

The casino wasn’t great and I was down over $100 at one point. But I recovered and ended the evening up $5 (down $85).

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“Spencerville” by Nelson DeMille

Copyright 1994 by Nelson DeMille. Published by Warner Books, New York.

This is a long book – 640 pages. And virtually nothing happens for the first 600. I guess if you were kind you would say that he carefully and painstakingly developed the plot and the characters. If you weren’t so kind you would say that he was stringing you along. It isn’t like there were big surprises at the end – the finish is pretty much what I expected after 200 pages. I can’t say it dragged because I did finish it. But it seemed, when I was done, that I could have spent my time better.

If you care, the plot is basically about Keith Landry, a retired career DIA operative who returns to his home town of Spencerville IN, to resurrect the family farm and see what has become of Annie Prentis, his old high school and college flame. Well, she has been, for 20 years, the wife of the Spencerville Chief of Police, Cliff Baxter, a Neanderthal man who is controlling and emotionally abusive to everyone around him. The story is a long search for an answer to the question: How can Keith rescue Annie?

The question in my mind, never answered to my satisfaction, is: What did Annie ever see in this jerk and why did she stay with him?

5 out of 10.

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Carnival Conquest Day 6 – Dominica

Carnival Conquest in Dominica

Our itinerary has 5 straight port days where we arrive at 8:30am and depart at 4:30pm. Today’s port was Roseau, Dominica. We had breakfast in the buffet and then disembarked to wander around the town. It is less “third-worldy” than Antigua, but more so than St Maarten. We bought two clothing items for Marlene and a couple of magnets, then returned to the ship.

I had two hot dogs with sauerkraut for lunch. Very good. Then I did some blogging and did my monthly laptop backup.

We both napped before dinner and I read a bit. My dinner was antipasti, Seafood Newburg and hazelnut mousse, all terrific. The best meal so far.

We attended a show by Consuela Ivy. She was good, but the sound guy was terrible. The background music was WAY too loud. It drowned her out. There is no excuse for that.

The casino was exceedingly kind. I was up over $150 at one point but settled for a $75 victory, leaving me $90 down 6 days into the cruise. I can tolerate a loss of $15 per day.

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Carnival Conquest Day 5 – Antigua

Carnival Conquest from downtown St John’s

Another day, another port. Antigua this time. This is one of the two ports on this trip that will be first-time visits for me. Based on what I saw I won’t be eager to return.

We had breakfast in the buffet and chatted with the people at the table next to us. It turns out that he and I both claim Madison WI as our home town. He was a few years younger and went to a different high school so we didn’t know each other. But we had a good time talking about our old home.

After breakfast Marlene and I walked into town (St John’s). We didn’t have a long walk this time as the cruise port is right in town. We tried very hard to find something to buy but failed. The was no shortage of women’s clothing shops. Antigua must be the shoe capital of the Caribbean. But everything was either too expensive or the wrong size.

The only thing we bought was a bottle of rum, for $11. Very cheap. We won’t open it until we get home and I don’t have high hopes that it will be very good. But $11 for a liter of rum? Worth a try.

I wasn’t impressed with Antigua. At least not impressed in a good way. It has a “third world” feel. It was similar to Bitung Indonesia in that the infrastructure was crumbling. But there were no mopeds and the people were not nearly so friendly. I won’t hurry back.

Sailing away from Antigua

After we returned to the ship, had a light lunch in the buffet and I blogged. Then a brief nap and some time at the pool (but not IN the pool) before dinner. Grilled fish, very good.

The casino was good to Marlene but not so kind to me – lost $115 (down $165).

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Carnival Conquest Day 4 – St Maarten

Our first (of 8) ports on this trip was St Maarten. an island with two halves – one a Dutch colony (which we visited) and one a French colony (which we did not visit). It is a highly developed Caribbean island with nice shops (including high-end ones) and some very nice hotels and restaurants. We didn’t dine there, but did interrupt the shopping for a rum punch drink and some gelato. The shopping was mostly window shopping, but I did buy one shirt and Marlene got a pair of shoes.

We walked the the 1.2 miles into Phillipsburg and all around town, then back again. A total of over 12,000 steps. Perhaps this was one cruise day when I didn’t gain weight.

We napped a bit and then had dinner in the buffet. Forgettable. But the casino was kind. I won $100 (down $50).

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Carnival Conquest Days 2 & 3 – At sea

This cruise started with two days at sea. We didn’t do much these days except sleep (Marlene) read (me), spend time (and money) in the casino, eat and attend some shows. But Day 2 was a formal night and Day 3 was my 75th birthday, so we dined in the dining room both nights.

Before dinner on Day 2 the executive team for the ship was introduced in the atrium.

Ship executives

The Day 2 dinner was prime rib and lobster, neither of which was particularly good. We took some formal and informal photos then went to the casino which was more forgiving – won $20 (down $30). We danced to the Conquest Rockband which was a pretty good little band, though not nearly as good as the Luminosa Rockband.

The Day 2 show was a revue of 1980’s hits. Not bad. The midnight show was Oppenheimer and, much to my surprise, both Marlene and I stayed awake to the end. We lost an hour due to a time zone change so we didn’t get to bed until 5 am.

We slept in on Day 3 – my birthday – until after noon. Then I opened my gifts – 3 nice shirts. We spent some time in the hot tub then went to dinner. We both had the Beef Wellington – very good. The show was a pretty entertaining juggler/comedian.

The casino was cruel. Both Marlene and I were winning for a time, but we both ended down. I lost $120 (down $150).

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Carnival Conquest Day 1 – Embarkation in Miami

We were going to leave on Friday and spend two nights with Marlene’s brother in Coral Springs before boarding the Carnival Conquest in Miami on Sunday. But for various reasons we delayed departure until Saturday afternoon and spent only one night at his house. We attended, briefly, a birthday party before we left and also finished the last episode of Downton Abbey – a series which I have seen before but enjoy very much and which Marlene was seeing for the first time. We also stopped en route for dinner at a forgettable Chinese restaurant in Belle Glade. All of which contributed to us arriving late – after 10 pm – at brother Michael’s house. But he was working late so he didn’t miss us.

He was kind enough to drive us to Miami on Sunday – a trip of over an hour under good conditions and a trip of nearly 2 hours when there are 7 ships in port and thousands of people are trying to get to them. But once we got to the ship the embarkation process – unlike that of our previous Carnival Vista cruise – was quick and painless.

We got unpacked, had a drink in the cabin to welcome ourselves aboard (using our smuggled fifth of rum) and had dinner in the buffet. We were then informed that the ship was turning around and heading back to Miami due to a medical emergency. We didn’t get all the way back to port – the passenger was lifted off via helicopter, much as was done the first day out of Seattle on the Carnival Luminosa.

We went to the casino after dinner. I lost $50 and went to bed. Marlene stayed there until dawn and lost much more. Not a good way to start a 14-night cruise.

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Yet another cruise

I cruised, with Marlene, a total of 48 nights in 2023. We will embark Sunday on another 14-night cruise, to Aruba, Curacao, Barbados and 5 other ports. It will be a lovely cruise, I am sure, but it would not have happened if it had been my choice. It comes right in the middle of softball season so I will be losing 20% of my potential at-bats (and the batting is going well after 3 games – I am over .500). But Marlene’s best friend Dottie is unable to make the trip for health reasons so I am taking her place.

This will be on the Carnival Conquest. This will put me into the “platinum” category at Carnival, so I will get my own chocolate-covered strawberries. Woo-hoo!

The itinerary:

DayDatePortArriveDepart
1JANUARY 28, 2024SundayMiami, Florida5:00 PM
2JANUARY 29, 2024MondayAt Sea
3JANUARY 30, 2024TuesdayAt Sea
4JANUARY 31, 2024WednesdayPhilipsburg, St. Maarten8:00 AM5:00 PM
5FEBRUARY 1, 2024ThursdaySt. John’s, Antigua8:00 AM5:00 PM
6FEBRUARY 2, 2024FridayRoseau, Dominica8:00 AM5:00 PM
7FEBRUARY 3, 2024SaturdayBridgetown, Barbados8:00 AM5:00 PM
8FEBRUARY 4, 2024SundaySt. George’s, Grenada8:00 AM5:00 PM
9FEBRUARY 5, 2024MondayAt Sea
10FEBRUARY 6, 2024TuesdayWillemstad, Curacao8:00 AM5:00 PM
11FEBRUARY 7, 2024WednesdayOranjestad, Aruba8:00 AM5:00 PM
12FEBRUARY 8, 2024ThursdayAt Sea
13FEBRUARY 9, 2024FridayGrand Turk Island8:00 AM4:00 PM
14FEBRUARY 10, 2024SaturdayAt Sea
15FEBRUARY 11, 2024SundayMiami, Florida8:00 AM
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Topsy-turvy weather

This past summer – “wet season” in Florida – it was very hot and very dry. I heard many people say they had never seen such a hot, dry summer. Ft Myers was officially in a moderate drought. So there was some concern as winter – “dry season” approached.

Not to worry. December and, so far, January have been cold and wet. With very little sun. Cloudy, rainy, dreary. Not at all what is expected here. But we are no longer in a drought – we got nearly 6″ of rain on Monday alone. Streets were flooded and some were closed. I was driving on a road and sharing the space with a guy in a kayak. My site got was about 2″ deep in rainwater everywhere. Worse than Hurrican Ian last year. Today the forecast high is 65. That doesn’t sound bad to people up north, I know, but it is very chilly for Ft Myers residents. Again, many people are saying it is the “worst winter ever.”

Dry summer, wet winter. Topsy turvy.

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Dancing into 2024

Marlene, me and Dottie at The Buck

Marlene and I continue to dance several times a week. The venues include the Center Bar in Bonita Springs, Nauti Parrot Oasis in Ft Myers, Stan’s in Goodland, The Launch in Labelle and LJ’s in Ft Myers. For New Year’s Eve we went to the Eagle’s Club in Lehigh Acres. It was a low-key night, but it gave us a chance to dress up a bit. Marlene’s brother drove over from the east coast to join us so it was a bit of a family affair.

After midnight Marlene and I went to the casino and stayed until 4am. She won. I lost. But she won more than I lost, so it was a good night.

I also, in December, went to a Sunday jam at The Buckingham Blues Bar. If you recall, I have been banned from that establishment for life, thanks to the evil machinations, I think, of Ooma. I had a good time and didn’t get kicked out by the owner. I don’t plan on going often and won’t go if Ooma is present, but it felt good to defy the odious ban.

Sparky, the Dancing Rebel.

Sunset in Labelle
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