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This was our last day in Brisbane. We had to vacate our room by 11am, which we did after our free breakfast. But our flight did not leave until 1am so we had a full day to sightsee. We decided that the best option would be to hire a taxi for the day. That would allow all 4 of us to stay together and would keep our luggage with us. So we arranged to have Ish, the driver we met on our trip to the hotel when we arriivd in Brisbane, drive us around.
Brisbane is a beautiful city, but we saw what we wanted to see in the city on the first 2 days. The one attraction that was a “must see” for all of us was the Lone Pine Koala Sanctuary which was located nearly 20 miles from downtown. So that was our first destination.
Lone Pine offers up close and personal encounters with koala bears, kangaroos and raptors (hawks and falcons). There are also sheep dog demonstrations (sheep dogs being very important to the Australian economy) and some other native animals, such as crocodile and platypus.
Upon arrival we immediately headed to the “free flight raptor show”. This was a demonstration of the skills of three different birds – a barn owl, a hawk and a peregrine falcon. All were “free flight” which meant they were free to fly about the venue – no cage. And the flight paths were often very close to us in the audience – close enough to touch the bird as it flew by. Very cool.
The kangaroo encounter was special. They live in a large fenced area which we could enter. We were able to walk among the kangaroos and even pet them. Also very cool.
Peregrine falconSheepdog demoMy kangaroo encounterRoo at restMarlene and friends
The koala encounter was not so intimate. It is possible to hold a koala, but that privilege costs $15 and has to be reserved in advance. But there are many koala bears (which are not actually bears) in open pens where we could get within a few feet. The platypus was elusive. I should have taken a video as they move too fast to get a good still shot. We also saw some HUGE bats – the size of kittens.
Koala diningPlatypusBats
After Lone Star we jointly decided on a dinner venue, recommended by Ish – Charcoal & Co. It was basically a fast food place serving Arabian fare. Very good.
He then drove us to Mount Coot-tha which overlooks Brisbane. We got a nice nighttime view of this beautiful city. Dottie thought she lost her phone while there, but, fortunately, it was in the taxi. Ish then drove us to the airport so we could begin our long journey home.
All of us at Charcoal & CoThe view from Mt Coot-tha
Another beautiful day in Brisbane – high around 80 with bright, sunny skies.
We had a free breakfast at the hotel – nice but not spectacular – then the 4 of us went in search of a river ferry. It was a short walk to the river, but construction (which is EVERYWHERE in Brisbane – this is a city in the midst of a transformation) prevented us from going as Google directed us. We asked for directions and were pointed in the opposite direction. We eventually got to the dock but then learned that the CityCat – the larger, toll ferry – did not take cash. So that option was out. Marlene was convinced that there were 3 ferries – a CityCat, a KittyCat and the CityHopper, the last two being free. I thought there were just two – the CityCat (toll) and the CityHopper (free). I thought “KittyCat” came from Marlene not hearing “CityCat” correctly (those Ausie accents can be tough). That led to a new dispute and a new round of chilliness.
When the free ferry arrived it had a banner saying “CityHopper” on the front and a painted “KittyCat” label on the side. So I tried to reconcile with Marlene by admitting that I was wrong about there not being any ferry named “KittyCat” but also felt that she was wrong about there being 3 ferries, believing that the KittyCat and the CityHopper were one and the same. I later learned that “KittyCat” was the name of the smaller CityCat boats. And they were sometimes used to provide the free CityHopper service. All very confusing. But no reason to argue.
We got by all that confusion and had a nice 90-minute free river ferry ride up the river then back down again. When we got back to the starting point (North Quay), Maureen and Dottie got off but we continued on for two more stops, exiting on the South Bank. We walked to a church that Marlene had spotted from the ferry and found it closed. But it had a nice cafe (“Under the Clock” because the church has a clock tower) in the basement and we had a light lunch of almond croissant and iced tea.
CityCatOne of Brisban’s lovely bridgesDowntown BrisbaneA view from South BankChldren’s Hospital, from the cafeUnder the Clock Cafe
We then walked along the South Bank which is a public park that runs for miles along the south bank of the Brisbane River. The area is dotted with restaurants, gift shops (yes, Marlene bought some magnets), museums and art venues. It is also where the Brisbane Wheel is located. We considered taking a ride but decided the cost ($20 US) was too high.
Along the South BankSouth Bank pathBanyan treePlaygroundAustralian shepherdElevated boardwalkBrisbane WheelDowntown from South BankRobot server
We walked back to the hotel and, having a couple of hours to kill, decided to visit the Treasury Casino. I lost a bit more (about $15 Australian, $10 US) but Marlene did spectacularly well, winning about $140 US.
Having worked up an appetite by walking and gambling, we invited Dottie and Maureen to come to dinner with us. We chose the Jackpot, a Chinese place near the hotel and had a fine dinner for relatively little – about $10 US each.
At the Jackpot you order up front and the meal is then delivered to you at your table – by a robot. I have never been served by a robot before. But at least I didn’t need to leave a tip.
Actually, tipping is rare in Australia. I left a tip on the bar that first day, for my Kilkenny Red Ale. But it was still there when I returned later to place a food order. I took it back.
After dinner Marlene and I strolled the streets of Brisbane, taking photos. We found one other robot of interest – a machine that serves up a variety of fresh milk tea products. We didn’t get any.
Queen Street MallMarlene on the mallMilk tea robot
This day marks the end of the 30-day cruise on the Carnival Luminosa, but not the end of the TP1 – we still have 2 nights in Brisbane and the trip back to Florida (which I am NOT looking forward to).
Our last look at the Luminosa
Disembarkation was relatively smooth, especially in light of the fact that Carnival has never docked here before and Brisbane is not a major cruise destination. We got up early (4am – more on this below), packed our bags then had breakfast on board, said farewell to both the ship and the friends we met during the month of cruising. We took a taxi into Brisbane, to the Ibis Styles Hotel, and checked into our room by 10:30am.
I was, I thought, prepared for the 220V electricity in Australia but I was wrong – Australia uses a different 220V socket than Spain. So my first task was to find an adapter. I asked the front desk at the hotel but they had nothing. They suggested Target, just down the street. Went to Target, no adapter. They suggested another store in the same, large 5-story mall. Nope, none there either. I was then directed to JB HiFi in another nearby mall and they had an adapter. But I realized, belatedly that the adapter I had gotten in Spain was not, in fact, a 220V-to-110V transformer, so I felt uncomfortable plugging my lapton into it for fear of blowing it up. Consequently, I avoided using the laptop for 2 days while I continued to look for a transformer (which I never found). That accounts, in part, for the delay in posting to the blog (I am 4 days behind). I eventually concluded that I didn’t need a transformer for the laptop (I recalled using the adapter in Spain without setting the laptop on fire) and, with some trepidation, tried it and found that it worked fine.
The shopping trip, though not very successful, did give me a chance to learn about downtown Brisbane. It is a lovely town with pedestrian malls and some nice public art.
As for waking at 4am… that was an unfortunate accident. I used my phone to set an alarm for 6am. But my phone was on Indonesia time – 2 hours earlier than Brisbane time. So I set it for 4am Indonesia time which was 6am Brisbane time. But the phone automatically updated while we slept and went off, as directed, at 4am. But Brisbane time. The fact that it was dark then should have been a clue. But we rose, got ready for the day, packed the bags and only when that was all done did I realize that it was 5:30am and not 7:30am. So we went back to sleep for an hour. After I apologized to Marlene for waking her too early.
Ah, the complexities of life that result from time zone changes…
I don’t know if the time zone changes were responsible, but we had another problem to deal with when I returned from the adapter hunt: Marlene could not find her jewelry. We searched the bags. Not there. We thought back to the packing and I recalled distinctly that she had moved the bag containing the jewelry from her suitcase to a backpack, to save weight in the suitcase (which we knew, instinctively, was pushing the 50lb airline limit). But the bag was not in the backpack which also contained 6 cans of Pepsi and an insulated container of medicine that had to remain chilled. I had put the medicine in the minifridge when we got into the room, before I went shopping, and she had put the Pepsi in the minifridge while I was out.
Anyway, we could not find the jewelry and became convinced that, somehow, we had left it on the ship. We spent an hour trying to figure out how to notify the Luminosa that we may have left the jewelry bag on board. I found a way to file a lost item claim online and did so. But Marlene wanted to try to reach the ship by phone and went down to enlist the front desk in assisting in that task. While she was out I got a Pepsi from the minifridge – I needed a drink of some kind – and found the bag of jewelry on the shelf below the sodas.
Yeah, chilled jewelry.
Anyway, Marlene explained that she thought the bag contained the medicine which I had already put in the fridge.
Disaster averted. But it was a rough start to the morning and it tainted the entire day. The entire beautiful day. I went to lunch with Maureen and Dottie but Marlene said she wasn’t hungry. We had some wonderful fish and chips at Irish Murphy’s, an Irish pub on the corner of the hotel’s block. And a heavenly pint of Kilkenny Red Ale. We ate lunch while listening to some Irish music. A fine lunch. But without Marlene.
Public art in downtown BrisbaneOutside Irish Murphy’sA fine fish and chips lunchBrisbane by night
When I got back to the hotel Marlene was gone. And didn’t return for several hours. She was a bit miffed at me for going to lunch without her (though she was invited) and decided to explore the city on her own.
I went out, too, and got some lovely shots of a beautiful city at night. I also ventured into the Treasury Casino and was amazed to find penny slot machines which actually let me make a 1-cent bet. I bet a bit more than that and did well for a while, but ended down $10 Australian (about $7 US).
We never did have dinner that night but had more or less made up by the time the lights were turned out
This was the last full day aboard the Carnival Luminosa. After breakfast I attended a couple of trivia contests where I did poorly. I made one final attempt to break my losing streak in the casino and failed – lost $30 (down $590 with one small bonus in $430 in losses). I should have just stayed out of the casino this last week on board. The machines just ate my money.
At lunch we saw the passenger who gives gifts to the crew. He has given out hundreds – maybe even thousands – of dollars in gifts and cash to the crew. In the afternoon we attended the crew talent show where crew members who are not part of the regular entertainment staff get a chance to show their skills. They were all terrific. The surprise was an operetta duet with Captain Binacchi and Mikka, one of the “fun crew,” who demonstrated a fine soprano voice. Very impressive.
Gift GuyServer singingMikka and Captain Binacchi
Most of the rest of the day was spent saying goodbye to friends we met on the ship. In the evening we attended the final show – three mediocre comedians.
Our penultimate sea day. I only mention that because I love the word “penultimate.”
We started the day in the casino where things went just fine for Marlene but went from bad to worse for me. I kept thinking that I was due for a bonus that I never got. I lost $110 (down $560 with 1 small bonus in the last $400 in losses).
After breakfast we played cards and I won one game. We played right through lunch, then I blogged, catching up through Day 28. Dinner was formal with some fine filet mignon. We danced after dinner.
A quiet penultimate day. We did get a towel animal. We haven’t gotten many because we didn’t ask the cabin attendant to make up the room most days.
Towel sting rayMe dressed for the last formal night
As Day 28 started, we passed by Thursday Island at the very northern tip of Australia and turned south, hugging the shore through the Great Barrier Reef. It was odd – and a little disconcerting – to be sailing so close to land, often between the mainland and coral islands. It was also disconcerting that the depth of the sea was no longer reported on the cruise map, which made me wonder just how shallow the water was in this area.
Sailing through the Great Barrier Reef
The day was cloudy but the seas were smooth.
We started the day in the casino where I lost yet another $40 (down $450). But at least this time I got a small bonus ($40) which I immediately lost, then lost more. Not a good stretch at the casino. Marlene, on the other hand, was on a winning streak. She is losing, but probably losing less than me. On this particular day she got several nice bonuses and was up over $200 for the day.
Between breakfast and lunch we played cards with Debbie (Maureen and Dottie declined our offer to play). Debbie won both games.
After lunch we toured the ship’s galley – a first for me. It is, not surprisingly, HUGE as it prepares roughly 10,000 meals every day.
Starting the tourLots of stainless steelMarlene with the Head ChefMain prep areaToday’s cookiesFruits areaSoup chefsMelon carving
I blogged in the afternoon. Dinner (chicken parm) was very good. The show was “Hot 80s Rock” and included all of the regular show entertainers plus the Luminosa Rockband. Great music.
We sailed through very shallow (less than 100 feet in some places) water between Australia and New Guinea. I had no idea that the ocean was this shallow in this area. Nor that the countries were so close – maybe 80 miles apart. I guess I am learning geography while we cruise.
After breakfast we played cards. But we didn’t finish the second game as Maureen was annoyed that Marlene and I had a little spat – she started to chide me for playing slowly. But it was a difficult hand and in any case I didn’t think I was playing any slower than she played when she had a difficult hand. But Maureen didn’t want to be party to the spat and quit the game.
After lunch I read a bit, then attended the party for Platinum and Diamond guests (these are the highest designations that Carnival has, based on days sailed on Carnival ships). I am only Gold, but Marlene is Platinum so I was able to attend as her plus-one. It is basically a chance to hobnob with senior officers – including the Captain – but does offer free drinks. LOTS of free drinks. Marlene had two and I had four.
After the party we played the slots for an hour and my bad luck continued – I lost $40 (down$410). I believe I have gone 3 days (and about $180 in losses) without a bonus. Or even free spins. The “one-armed bandits are really living up to their name.
Dinner was good but the evening show – a musician who played about 7 different instruments – wasn’t very interesting.
Senior staff on stageMarlene with some of the officersMarlene, posing againUs with Captain BinacchiThe evening entertainer
Another day on smooth seas. After breakfast we had to line up to retrieve our passports. I had lost my “receipt” (just a piece of paper with my name on it) so I had to sign the ship’s copy TWICE – once to acknowledge receipt of the passport and once to declare that I had misplaced my “receipt.” Why a piece of paper with my name on it was better proof that I owned the passport than simply opening the passport and matching my face… I have no idea. Seems pretty idiotic to me.
Marlene on stage, trying to be hypnotizedMarlene
After lunch we played cards, then went to dinner (see a pattern here?). Marlene posed for some photos after dinner, then we went to the evening show – a hypnotist. He got about 25 people to come up on stage to make fools of themselves. Marlene was one of those 25 but she didn’t last long – he figured out pretty quickly that he wouldn’t be able to hypnotize her and asked her to return to her seat. Others quickly followed, leaving about a dozen people that continued on, supposedly in a deep hypnotic state. But some of them – most notably two young men – were clearly faking it. Others were a bit more believable, but I have my doubts that any were truly hypnotized; they were just willing to dance like ballet dancers, shiver from imagined cold and generally act foolish.
“Sleeping” volunteersBallet dancing
A bit of dancing, then we spent some time in the casino to finish the day. I should have just gone to bed as I lost $90 (down $370).
Another beautiful day at sea. This time in the Banda Sea. Yeah. I had never heard of it either, but it is the name of a large body of water near Indonesia.
We started the day in the casino. Marlene won a bunch – she is nearly even now – but I lost $50, down $280 over the 25 days. Not bad.
After breakfast I did one round of trivia, doing poorly, then while Marlene and the others played cards I blogged, catching up through Day 24. That took me to lunch where I ate a hamburger (very good) while watching the King Neptune festivities – a celebration of crossing the equator. King Neptune and his wife (played by Ivan and Oscar, two of the entertainment staff) passed judgment on a variety of cruise officials. All were convicted of “crimes” such as waking us too early and eating all the ice cream and were made to suffer the indignity of kissing a fish and being pelted with eggs and other foodstuffs. At the end the cruise director, Simon, also got pelted and the captain was tossed into the pool. All pretty funny.
King Neptune festivitiesKing Neptune and his wifeKissing the fishSimon being peltedDecember ’63
After lunch we played cards and I won one game. Dinner was terrific once again. Ribeye roast this time. We danced a bit, then sat for the late show – a revue of Frankie Valli hits by December ’63. Very entertaining.
This is a compendium of 29 short stories involving, in some way, the COVID pandemic. It was originally published as The Decameron Project, a reference the Boccaccio’s classic Decameron which is a compendium of stories told by people quarantined by the Black Plague. The stories are well-written and some are interesting, but too many are vague or odd (e.g., the one where time stops just before an auto accident).
Many are just downright depressing. Not surprising, I suppose, since they all involve a very depressing pandemic.