TC2 Day 5: At sea

Another fine day at sea. The weather was beautiful and the ocean was calm – “like glass” according to Marlene. I did a lot of reading, finishing Chasing the Dime by Michael Connelly, and we managed to snag one of the slots for a caricature. That wasn’t easy. The “sign-up time” was posted on the calendar as 11:45 am, but we went down on Sunday at 11:45 and learned that to have a chance we would have to arrive before 11:15. We got in line Monday at 11:10 and got the last slot of the day, at 3 pm.

We killed time by having lunch and going to the casino (down $45 now). But we got the caricature done at 3 pm, had a nap and went to dinner. One of the perks of Marlene being a gambler is that we got a free bottle of wine at dinner. Marlene doesn’t drink wine, so I had it all to myself. A very nice sauvignon blanc from California.

The theater show was “Love and Marriage” where 3 couples of varying marriage lengths – 5 weeks, 10 years and 57 years – guessed the response of the other to provocative questions such as “What was the name of the husband’s last girlfriend before you were married? And what hashtag would you use to describe her?” The couple married for 57 years had an exact match – the full name and #townwhore. It was all very funny.

We then finished the evening at “Carnival Quest” which was an R-rated scavenger hunt with teams of 5 to 9 passengers. One of the requested items was “3 unused bras” and women actually disrobed to remove their bras. It is amazing what people will do on a cruise that they would never do at home.

Our Quest team
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“Chasing the Dime” by Michael Connelly

Copyright 2002 by Hieronymus, Inc. Published by Little, Brown and Company, Boston MA.

The technology in this book is a bit hard to swallow – literally – but the story is compelling and is very well-written. Connelly never disappoints.

The story begins with the CTO of a cutting-edge biotechnology company, Henry Pierce, moves into a new condo and begins getting mysterious calls on his new land line. It becomes obvious that the person who had the number before was a female sex worker. He could have just gotten a different number – and he soon regrets that he didn’t do that – but he wonders what happened to her and why she gave up the number. He starts pulling on that thread and soon finds himself embroiled in a murder mystery. Embroiled to the point where he becomes the prime suspect.

Meanwhile, his company is on the verge of securing some critical venture capital that will enable it to “chase the dime” – develop cellular computer technology that would allow a powerful computer to fit on the face of a dime. He is also trying to get over the painful breakup with a former co-worker. All the pieces of this puzzle seem to fit together eventually. Or do they? Things are not what they seem and Henry needs to figure out the truth before he ends up on death row.

A bit implausible but a fine read. 8 out of 10.

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TC2 Day 4: At sea

We are now nearly halfway to the Azores with a lot of water under our hull – over 17,000 feet. This was another fairly quiet day. Lots of reading. Some casino time, too. I am now officially losing, but only by about $20. We both had tilapia for dinner. Very good. We saw another theater show after dinner – “Getaway Island” featuring many tropical songs. Very nicely done.

After dinner we danced a bit. Marlene even did some line dancing. Not me.

Getwawy Island
Marlene with the cast
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TC2 Day 3: At sea

The casino, which was not friendly today

This was a “do nothing” day. Eat, sleep, read and lose money in the casino. I am still up, but barely. The weather contributed to the general miasma: cloudy and cool with intermittent showers.

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TC2 Day 2: At sea

Our first full day on the Pride. We had breakfast in the buffet and met a lovely woman from Michigan, Amy, who was traveling alone and made arrangements to dine with her at dinner. It was a formal night so Marlene and Amy were both dressed to the nines. I was definitely the thorn between two roses. A guy asked me how HE could get two lovely women. I said “be me.”

After dinner we all went to the show – “88 Keys”, a tribute to piano classics. The voices were terrific, as was the piano playing. I was also impressed by the staging. Very professional. It was, hands down, the best cruise production I have seen since before COVID. Near the theater was a little hallway called, I believe, Serenity Garden. Empty but I thought it was lovely. Very tasteful.

We stopped in one of the nightclubs on the way back to the room. The band was playing some very danceable music, which we could not resist. We danced. And danced some more. Then we met the band. From Argentina. I think we will be dancing to their music many more times on this cruise.

Marlene and the Seaside Surfers band

We spent quite a bit of time in the casino. I think Marlene is down some but the slots continued to be kind to me. I ended the day up $123. It won’t last.

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TC2 Day 1: Embarkation in Tampa FL

My transatlantic cruise, with Marlene, has begun. We boarded the ship – the Carnival Pride – in Tampa Thursday around noon. We are now underway.

But before the trip began we had to figure out how to get from home to the ship (Tampa) and from the airport (Miami) back home. The astute reader might notice that Tampa and Miami are two different cities, so driving and leaving the car was not an option.

Why not fly back to Tampa? Because flights from Spain to Tampa cost about twice as much as flights from Spain to Miami. It would be cheaper to fly to Miami and take an Uber to Tampa. But that didn’t seem like a great option either, so we prevailed on our friend Maureen to drive us to Tampa. That took care of the departure problem. To get back from Miami we decided to drive to Coral Springs in two cars, stay overnight with Marlene’s brother Michael and drive home in her car, leaving my Toyota with Mike. He will pick us up at the Miami airport and we can drive home in my car.

Whew! I hope that is the most difficult part of this trip. We haven’t booked hotels in Spain yet, but Marlene assures me that it will be easy to find good accommodations. We will take a train from Barcelona to Madrid.

The Pride. This is one of the smallest ships in the Carnival fleet with a capacity of 2,124 passengers – less than half the capacity of many of their larger vessels. It is also old, launched in 2001. It was refurbished in 2012 and is going into drydock in Europe after this journey, so it is showing its age. But it is still beautiful, with classic Italian decor. And the staff is friendly and efficient. So it made a positive first-day impression.

We have a balcony cabin – spacious compared to some I have had – with an oversized balcony. No complaints except that there is just ONE electrical outlet in the cabin. We don’t have a lot of electrical gadgets with us, but it is annoying to have to share the one outlet. Being an older ship, the television is small and the channel selection is lousy. No on-demand movies. But no big deal. We don’t spend a lot of time in the cabin watching movies.

The buffet is more than adequate and the burgers and pizzas are very good. There is just one dining room and so far the food there has been mediocre, but I am not worried about starving.

The buffet

We explored the ship a bit. We found the cruise director, Joey, and had a nice chat with him. Turns out that Marlene knew his fiancé who is a cruise director on another Carnival ship. I also took a picture of the American Victory, a WWII vintage ship that is now a floating museum in Tampa. We were docked right next to it.

I was amazed at how long it took to exit Tampa Bay – nearly 2 hours. This bay is HUGE. But we got a lovely view of the sun setting over St Petersburg.

Sunset over St Petersburg

The casino on the first day was kind to me. I walked out with a $1.22 profit.

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Dance, dance, dance

I think 2023 will be the “year of the dance,” thanks largely to Marlene. She loves to dance and goes to clubs and other music venuues three or four times per week. And then there are the festivals. In the past couple of weeks we have gone to

  • Redbones to listen to Zydegatorz, a local Zydeco band.
  • Rusty’s to listen to Unfinished Business, a 60;s rock-and-roll band.
  • Sneaky Pete’s to listen to Jacob’s Ladder, a “fat-bottomed rock” band.
  • Twisted Fork to listen to Pure Country, a classic country band.
  • The Bonita Springs Shrimp Festival to listen to several bands including Memphis Lightning, a high-energy rock-and-roll band.

And we didn’t just listen, of course… we DANCED. A lot.

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Re-tired

Flat tire

I had my first flat tire with my Corolla last week. I was on my way home to prepare for my afternoon volunteer gig driving golf cart for cancer patients at Lee Health Regional Cancer Center when my front left tire started losing air. I suspect I ran over something dropped from a flatbed that was shedding debris in front of me. At first I thought it was just a low tire pressure warning but it soon became apparent that it was going flat. Fast. I couldn’t make it home. So I had to stop on an off ramp from I-75 and replace the thing myself. Not fun. My jack was a bit rusty and I had to lift the car four times because every time I got it up the car shifted a bit and the jack tilted. I ended up with a blister on my finger and a bruised left palm. But I got it changed. I hope I never have to do that again.

And the tire – one of the two I got new before the trip north last summer, with less than 7,000 miles on it – was damaged beyond repair. Over $200 to replace it. *sigh*

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“Sanibel Flats” by Randy Wayne White

Copyright 1990 by Randy Wayne White. Published by St Martin’s Press, New York.

This is the first of White’s series of mystery/adventure novels featuring Doc Ford, marine biologist. There are currently 26 books in the series, so this is the flagship of a very successful series.

The book opens with Doc Ford returning from a mysterious stint working clandestinely for the US government in Central America. It isn’t clear who he was working for or what he was doing, but it establishes his bona fides as a more-than-biologist figure. He sets up a small business preparing marine specimens for use in high school labs around the country. He does this on Sanibel Island, near Ft Myers, where he was born and raised. The local flavor adds to the appeal of the book for me.

He soon gets enmeshed in the mysterious death of an old buddy, Rafe Hollins. The police close the case as a suicide but Doc Ford knows it was murder, having discovered the body and some gems hidden nearby. He also knew that Rafe’s son had been abducted, probably by a guerrilla group in Masagua, a third-world country in Central America. He commits himself to saving the boy. Much of the book takes place in Masagua. That is the adventure part. The mystery part is what happened to Rafe and why.

The book is well-written, particularly for a first novel. I will try another.

But the plot was implausible. Fun but not real believable. The book would have scored higher if it had been more realistic.

7 out of 10.

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First – and last – anniversary

I met Ooma a year ago today. The year consisted of two months of joy, 4 months of bewilderment and 6 months of increasing acrimony. I now regard her as the most despicable person I have ever known. I have no plans to have anything more to do with her.

But, in case she reads this, I want to state, one last time and with feeling: I NEVER LIED TO HER and NEVER BROKE A PROMISE. Her inability to accept that truth was the beginning of the end of our relationship.

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