Murder She Wrote musings

I often go to sleep watching Murder She Wrote on the Hallmark Movies & Mysteries channel. It is very much like Perry Mason in that there is often an intricate plot and I invariably fall asleep before the end, so I can watch the same episode multiple times without knowing the outcome.

But Perry Mason is set in LA while Murder She Wrote is set in Maine (mostly). It isn’t surprising that the weather is always good (or at least not cold) for Perry. But why is there not a flake of snow in any Maine episode of Murder She Wrote? Why are the characters never bundled up? Have the writers never been to Maine? If they were concerned about accuracy, the majority of the episodes would be filmed in knee-deep snow.

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“The Life and Times of the Last Kid Picked” by David Benjamin

Copyright 2020 by David Benjamin. Published by Last Kid Books, Madison WI.

The usual disclaimer: The author is one of my oldest and best friends.

I am having a hard time reviewing this book, partly because I have read it before and I tend to rush a second reading. Also – and I hate to admit this because I think it is a character flaw – I dislike books that have long chapters. For example, I had a hard time getting through Ayn Rand’s Atlas Shrugged because some of its chapters were interminable. Should the length of chapters be a factor in my opinion of a book, rather than the quality of the prose or the depth of the thoughts? No, it should not. But it is. As I said, a character flaw.

So I didn’t like the lengths of the chapters in this book – 5 chapters covering 320 pages, or 64 pages per chapter. That said, I think this is otherwise a terrific book, full of insights, charm and humor. The book is largely autobiographical and, as such, I know some of the characters in the book – though not those in Tomah as that period in his life predated our meeting. But I knew his family and I think he portrays his siblings and his mother vividly.

I think the book would be of particular interest to anyone who attended parochial school. Much of the insight is into Catholic life. But beyond the Catholic subtext you will find secular insight into growing up in the 1950s, with many pop references that you will be surprised to discover that you had forgotten – if you grew up in the 50s.

A very good book.

7 out of 10. It would have been 8 if the chapters had been shorter.

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“Tell No One” by Harlan Coben

Copyright 2001 by Harlan Coben. Published by Dell Publishing, a division of Random House, Inc., New York.

I really like Coben’s books. He always keeps you guessing. His plots are deep, devious and very satisfying. And he has a way of revealing details that keep me turning the pages – like an archaeologist slowly uncovering a skeleton with a whisk brush.

Coben seems to be very fond of stories of dead people who aren’t quite dead – see Play Dead and The Woods. The mostly dead person in this case is the wife of the protagonist, Dr David Beck. She died 8 years prior in an unprovoked attack on both of them in the woods (yes, more woods). Beck is knocked unconscious and nearly drowns yet survives – he doesn’t know how – only to find that his wife has been murdered. But 8 years after that horrible night – and after 2 bodies are uncovered at the site of the attack – he begins to receive mysterious anonymous coded messages (which include the admonition to “tell no one”, hence the title). He begins to suspect that his wife may still be alive. But why would she disappear for 8 years?

Unraveling that question – and the mystery of how Beck survived the attack in the woods and why they were attacked at all – is the core of the plot. But while Beck is trying to figure it all out he finds that he is the prime suspect in the murder of one of his wife’s friends and also in his wife’s murder. He has to go underground to avoid arrest and death by the hands of two thugs who are gunning for him. What the heck is going on?

Find out for yourself. Perhaps not quite as good as The Woods, but close.

9 out of 10.

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Frost!

Frost!

Two nights ago the temperature dropped to 33 in Fort Myers – close to freezing and the coldest night I have ever experienced in 9 years in southwest Florida. Last night was supposed to be just slightly warmer (less cold?). But look at what I found while walking Rusty at 8am. Frost!

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Surrounded by tornadoes

A week ago, Sunday January 16, a front blew through southwest Florida and, while passing through, spun up 6 – count ’em – 6 tornadoes. Two were close enough for me to grab Rusty and my laptop and head south, away from the projected tornado path. Five of the six produced only minor damage but one, rated an EF 2, tore through a manufactured home community (aka “trailer park”) and destroyed over 100 homes and damaged about 100 more. There were no deaths but a couple of people ended up in the hospital.

Scary day.

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“Broken Prey” by John Sandford

Copyright 2005 by John Sandford. Published by the Penguin Group of G. P. Putnam Sons, New York NY.

This is the 16th in the popular “Prey” series featuring detective Lucas Davenport. While in later books Davenport takes on other jobs, in this one he is still with Minnesota’s Bureau of Criminal Apprehension (BCA), Minnesota’s state-level crime-solving unit. This case invoves a serial murderer who is somehow linked to the “Big Three” – a trio of very disturbed serial killers incarcerated for life in Minnesota’s facility for the criminally insane. Just how the new killer is associated with the three jailed killers is the crux of this story.

Sandford’s style is to present the story in a series of very short passages. I normally like this style – it is similar to Tom Clancy’s – but Sandford takes it to an extreme. Sometimes the passage is a single sentence. And there are a lot of characters in this story and I sometimes had difficulty remembering who they were. That might be more a testimony to my age and how long it took me to finish this book than a criticism of his style, but it was a factor in my enjoyment of the book.

Sandford spins some very complex yarns and he is pretty good at keeping the reader guessing. In this book there are two prime suspects who turn out to be more victim than suspect. And he doesn’t skimp on the body count, either: I think the total number of corpses in this one exceeded 15. But could Davenport have done better at reducing that count? Yes. Mistakes were made and some of the carnage was due to investigative errors. Not Davenport’s most shining moment.

But a pretty good read.

7 out of 10.

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Happy Nude Year

I had to think a very long time about whether I should post this. It might shock some of my friends and relatives. But I was swayed by the current guiding principle of my life: what the heck?

On Jan 2 I visited a nudist resort and spent 2 hours basking in the sun, au naturale, surrounded by naked men and women. I was careful to keep the parts of my body that had never seen the sun in full shade to avoid a painful sunburn. Apparently that worked as I am fine now, 3 days later. Thanks for asking.

There was a pool, a DJ and lots of lounge chairs. I settled in a lounge chair where I could observe. I took a dip first – I had played pickleball earlier and felt sweaty – but mostly just sat and watched, with no interaction with the others, a mostly senior crowd of maybe 60 people. In the final 30 minutes I went into the tiki hut to watch the end of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers game (how could the Jets screw it up that badly?) and even danced one dance.

My conclusions:

  • Most people my age are every bit as out of shape as I am. Maybe more.
  • Dancing with a naked woman is easier than dancing with a clothed woman because you don’t have to expend energy in mentally undressing her.

No, I don’t have any photos. Be grateful for that.

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New Year’s Eve, 2022

The 2021 New Year’s Eve party at the resort was cancelled due to COVID-19. This year, while the pandemic was rearing its ugly head once again via the Omicron variant, the party went on. It is now January 4, 5 days after the party and I have not heard of any new cases in the park. So, hopefully, the party was not a superspreader event.

It was a good party. The band, 41 South, was excellent. They knew their audience as I could sing the words (not well) to nearly every song they played. Excellent musicians, very good vocals. Couldn’t ask for a better band. I even danced a couple of times – probably my first dancing in over 3 years.

The caterer, however, balanced it out. They were terrible. The entree – a chunks-of-chicken-in-a-tasteless-broth concoction – was forgettable, as were the minimalist appetizers and the scant dessert. I found myself wishing that the event had been catered by Subway. Oh, well… I have been meaning to lose weight.

Because this resort is fundamentally a retirement community, there was a 9pm New Year’s toast. I am sure it was midnight somewhere in the Atlantic – maybe in Iceland – but the only real significance to 9pm was that the old people could drink the free glass of champagne then go home to bed.

About half the crowd stayed beyond 9pm and about a third made it all the way to midnight. But it was a quick midnight toast and the ballroom was empty by 12:03am.

So, not like the New Year’s Eve parties of my youth. But fun nevertheless.

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2021 wrapup

My first full year without Jett. I survived. I even had a modicum of fun. But I still miss her.

So… 2021. Another year of COVID. A trip north (TN7) and a longer trip south (TS7). A cruise (PCL2). What were the highlights and lowlights?

Highlights:

  • Good health. I was healthy all year, which is pretty remarkable considering COVID-19 was raging. First vanilla COVID, the the Delta variant and, at the end of the year, the Omicron variant. Through it all I had nary a sniffle. The worst days, health-wise, were the days following my COVID vaccinations.
  • No major rig problems. While I had two truck failures that required tows, neither turned out to be significant. The most expensive repair (my bathroom faucets) could be considered routine maintenance.
  • Found my brother. Ron, my younger brother, had been missing for 5 years. Thanks to some terrific investigative work by Jett’s son, I found him in August in Ellsworth ME. And he was happy to be found. That made me feel really good.
  • A fantastic cruise. The one-week cruise on the Sky Princess in December was a blast! It was gratifying to discover that a Jett-less cruise could still be fun.
  • TS7 highlights. The 4,000-mile trip south via WI was a pleasant bit of travel. Seeing friends in Madison was wonderful and I got to finally visit the battlefield in Vicksburg MS.
  • TN7 highlights. The trip north was shorter than the trip south, but included some time in VA, with Jett’s family, and Cartersville GA turned out to be a pleasant surprise.
  • Headstone photographs. Taking photos of headstones and posting them in findagrave.com is always gratifying. The Silver Lake Cemetery in Athol MA proved to have many headstones without photos and it was quite hilly so I got some good exercise.
  • WooSox. The move of the Boston Red Sox’s AAA minor league affiliate from Pawtucket RI to Worcester MA was an unexpected boon. I saw 3 games.

Lowlights:

  • Quabbin Pines RV Resort. This new “resort” was my home for 3 months. But it wasn’t ready to open. I lived there, illegally, with electricity provided by a 20A circuit from an extension cord run from the office and no sewer for the first month. Just horrible.
  • Truck damage. An exploding tire in August 2021 blew out the entire right rear quarter panel. I expected that it would be difficult to fix but have learned that repair may be impossible. This is an existential threat to the truck and, potentially, to my life “on the road”.
  • Two tows. While it is true that there were no major mechanical problems with the truck or the RV in 2021, I did have to have the truck towed twice early in the TS7. Both problems turned out to be trivial to fix, but the angst resulting from those breakdowns was severe.
  • TGA. While my health in 2021 was generally superb, I did have two health-related incidents. The loss of several hours from my memory in July, diagnosed as Transient Global Amnesia, was scary. But the doctor was reassuring, saying that it was usually just a “blip” and didn’t indicate a more serious condition. Rare but benign.
  • EMASS softball. I played summer softball for the first time in 2 years and it didn’t go well. I performed poorly and sprained my wrist to boot. Plus I had to drive an hour each way to play poorly. A miserable summer of softball.
  • Summer rain. Compounding my poor play was the poor weather. Of the 16 scheduled games, 6 were rained out. Add in the two games that I missed due to the wrist injury and my summer softball season was reduced to half a season. July had measurable rain in 28 of the 31 days. Miserable weather.

I can’t categorize these as either “highlights” or ‘lowlights” but they were significant events for me in 2021:

  • Weekend of memorial services. Two of the members of my very close-knit college fraternity class of 14 died in 2021. Memorial services were arranged for consecutive weekend days in July. It was a weekend of renewed friendships and great sorrow.
  • Getting the COVID vaccinations. Arranging the COVID vaccinations proved to be difficult and was a major activity in February. When I finally got the vaccinations it was more due to a scheduling error than my diligence. An error that worked in my favor. The vaccinations kicked my butt more than any other vaccination that I have ever received, but I was still very happy to have gotten them.

Bottom line: 2021 wasn’t good, but it wasn’t a disaster, either. But there is plenty of room for improvement in 2022.

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Austin TX for Christmas

I just returned from 3 days in Austin TX. I wanted to spend part of the Christmas holiday with two of Jett’s remaining 3 siblings (who just happen to be two of the people I feel closest to in this world).

The view from Christine’s balcony

The plan was to fly to Austin for 3 days, including Christmas Eve, then fly back to Ft Myers on Christmas Day to have dinner with my sons. It wouldn’t be easy – especially since the only reasonably-priced nonstop flight from AUS to RSW on Christmas Day left at 7am (translation: arrive at the airport at 5:30am). But it was feasible. So I booked the flights.

Rainey St in the (calm) daytime

I stayed with sister-in-law Christine in her 17th-floor condo overlooking Lady Bird Lake. It was a beautiful view. Brother-in-law Ray and his wife Kim also stayed there, in the guest bedroom. Christine assigned the sofa to herself and I took her very comfortable bed in a bedroom with dramatic wrap-around views of Austin (thank you, Christine). Her condo was a very short block from Rainey Street, one of the major night entertainment venues in Austin. The nightlife noise was present from 6pm to 2am but it was never loud enough to keep me awake. And being that close to a major attraction has to have a positive impact on her property value.

Daniel Whittington

The first full day was slow until 5pm. At that time we drove out to the Crowded Barrel Whiskey Company for a tour. Crowded Barrel was founded by Daniel Whittington who just happens to be the brother of Sarah, a very close friend to Jessica, my niece. He gained some fame on YouTube by reviewing whiskeys which led to a crowd-funded start to Crowded Barrel. It is still a very small operation but I have to say that the Extant whiskey – a Scotch-style blend — was terrific.

The tour, led by Richard, was very informative. Then, while we were enjoying a post-tour drink, Daniel joined us and chatted with us for an hour about whiskeys, his experience as an entrepreneur and the weird laws surrounding – and limiting – what he can produce and ship. Very interesting.

Dinner after the tour was at Fixe, an upscale restaurant serving southern dishes. It was not far from Christine’s condo. Not cheap by any means, but excellent. My pork chop was the best I have ever had.

Friday was easy for me – I just watched Christine prepare her coq au vin dinner. I helped a bit – reaching high items, taking the hot dish out of the oven – but she did the hard work. The dinner for 8 – Christine, me, Ray, Kim, Nick, Jess and their 2 kids – was awesome. I certainly ate well on this mini-vacation.

Christmas Eve dinner – Jess, Nick and Christine

I got to bed around midnight and then was up at 4am to get to the airport for the flight back to Ft Myers. Christine drove me but Ray came along for the ride (because what else is there to do at 5am on Christmas Day?). Much love and a boatload of gratitude to Christine, Ray and Kim for making my whirlwind holiday trip just plain wonderful.

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