“Taken” by Robert Crais

Copyright 2012 by Robert Crais. Published by The Berkley Publishing Group, New York.

I have one major complaint about this book and that is the jumbled timeline. There are times when telling a story out of chronological order makes for a better story, but this is not one of them. I found jumping from “6 days after he was taken” to “40 minutes before he was taken” to be very distracting, with no obvious benefit. Seems to me the story could have been told – better – in simple chronological order.

However, it is a damn good story. The initial event is the taking of a young couple by a group of vicious bajadors – men who steal illegal immigrants being transported into the US, then hold them for ransom. The mother of the kidnapped young woman – who was taken quite by accident by being in the wrong place at the wrong time – hires Elvis Cole, the self-described “World’s Greatest Detective,” to find her. He enlists the able assistance of Joe Pike and Jon Stone, two very tough and very smart former elite special forces soldiers. They get the job done, but not before Elvis himself is taken and is nearly murdered.

It is a very good story. But, again, why not tell it chronologically?

This is the 15th of (at least) 18 books in the Elvis Cole series. As always, if you think there is any chance you want to read the series, it is best to start at the beginning. I haven’t done that so I can’t tell you if the 14 that preceded this one are just as good, but it seems likely.

7 out of 10. It would have been 8 were it not for my chronological order complaint.

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Catching you up with my sedate home life

Not much has been happening for the past month at my home site in Fort Myers, largely due to the ongoing pandemic. However, there were a few things worthy of note.

New wheelwell guard (tire at bottom)

First, I took the truck into my favorite local mechanic to replace a light (two actually needed replacement) and, on a whim, asked them to estimate how much it would cost to replace the right front wheelwell guard that was shredded on the funeral trip north. I had set a limit, in my head, of $300 for the part – a large cardboard-like shield that apparently serves to keep road dirt out of the engine and axle. Well, the cost for the part was $53 so I jumped at that.

Everything else – belts, hoses, fluids, joints – all passed inspection. I believe that the truck is ready for the trip north (TN7). Knock on wood.

Second, I gifted myself with an evening out which included a quick beer at a downtown pub (outdoors for increased safety) followed by a dinner of some very tasty sushi. I deserved both.

Third, I traveled to Ocala to help my son, Tony, do a proper housewarming in his new rented house. The picture is Tony eating while standing because he doesn’t yet have a table. Rusty enjoyed his new sofa, though.

Finally, also on a whim, I stopped to check out Fort Myers’ avian royalty, a nesting pair of bald eagles that have been in the same nest for over 7 years. Not a great photo, but you can see one of the white heads and if you look carefully you will see the other on the nest, below and to the left. The horse in the paddock below the nest was kind enough to pose for a photo. I think he was jealous that the eagles were getting all the attention.

View from the bar
Sushi
Tony dining while standing
Rusty on the new sofa
Nesting eagles
Horse by the eagles
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“You are the healthiest person I have seen today”

That is what a nurse-practitioner told me on Wednesday after I had finished my EKG and a small number of other medical tests to clear me for cataract surgery. Of course, being a cataract shop, she was seeing a lot of octogenarians which somewhat cheapened the compliment.

But at my age any compliment about my health is happily accepted.

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“The Guilty” by David Baldacci

Copyright 2015 by Columbia Rose Ltd., published by Grand Central Publishing, New York

Let me start by saying that the plot in this book is one of the most twisted, perverse and just downright evil that I have ever read. Since I am a fan of Jeffrey Deaver, the master of twisted and perverse, that is saying something.

I will also give Baldacci credit for pulling things together at the end. A plot that, for most of the book, made no sense and seemed to be rife with red herrings, actually comes together at the end to make sense. Quite an accomplishment, really.

This is #5 in the series of mystery/adventure books featuring my favorite government-sponsored assassin, Will Robie and, eventually, his co-assassin and love interest, Jessica Reel. As it is not the last book in this series, I won’t be giving anything away by telling you that both Robie and Reel survive. But not for lack of trying. Just about everyone else in this book dies. I couldn’t compute the body count, but it runs into the dozens. As the setting for the book is Cantrell MS, a small rural town, I think that a substantial percentage of the population bit the dust. Some of the dead were not residents, fortunately – they were just hired hands which Robie and Reel dispatched with relative ease. They are fully capable of taking on a battalion armed with automatic weapons and barely breaking a sweat. But they nearly meet their maker at the hands of the villain who was armed with a single pistol. Doesn’t seem likely, but it makes for a good story.

The body count begins with Robie killing a bad guy under orders from Uncle Sam. But he also, accidentally, kills a 4-year-old girl. This unbalances him and he is unable to finish his next assignment. He needs to take a break to clear his head. Fortunately his father has been charged with murder in Cantrell MS so Robie heads there to work out his inner demons and, hopefully, help his estranged daddy. He senses that he can’t move forward until he deals with some unresolved issues from his past, one being his father and the other being the loss – and disappearance – of his high school sweetheart over 20 years ago.

It doesn’t take Robie long to make some new enemies who appear to be associated with wealthy casino interests in Mississippi. He doesn’t kill any of the 4 men in this initial encounter, but he maims them and pisses them off enough that they come back in force. His bacon is saved, in this second encounter, by the timely arrival of Jessica Reel. This encounter results in the death of 7 men. More deaths – including the death of a teen girl – soon follow. Meanwhile the FBI appears in town, hot on the trail of a serial killer.

So… random killings in a small town, a possible serial killer, casino-related thugs, a murder charge against his father and the mystery of the disappearance of his old girlfriend (and her entire family). Quite a variety of plotlines. What more could be added? How about some pedophilia?

It is a jumble, for sure. I don’t want to give more of the plot away because it is truly twisted and surprisingly coherent. Pretty satisfying, really.

8 out of 10.

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I am NOT a loser!

Not this season, anyway.

With today’s 23-12 softball victory, my team holds an 8-6 record with 2 games to play. That means that, at worst, we will finish 8-8. Not a losing record.

That was my goal – don’t be a loser. Now we have two chances to finish a winner.

UPDATE: We ended the season with a record of 9-7 – a winning record. We also tied, for third place, with the team that we beat in the final game. Not bad. No, not bad at all.

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Another dominant softball victory

I haven’t crowed much about my softball team’s highlights because, honestly, there haven’t been many. We are 6-5 with 5 games to play, with a near-zero chance of overtaking the three teams ahead of us in the standings. However… that 6th victory was over the first-place team which came into the game with a record of 8 wins and just 2 losses. We gave them their third loss by crushing them, 27-10.

Some days the game seems easy. There just aren’t enough of those days.

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Got it!

I remain convinced that my opportunity to get a COVID-19 vaccination in February rather than March was an administrative error. I was worried, up until the moment when I presented my ID and it matched a name on the list, that I would be sent home with a message to “come back next month.” But my name was there and I have now received my first dose of the Moderna vaccine.

The vaccination tent

It was, overall, a smooth and well-organized process. I got it at the Lee County “mass vaccination site” at the old airport terminal area in Fort Myers, just 20 minutes from me. I was expecting that it would be a drive-through process, but it wasn’t. I had to park my car and walk – a pretty long distance, probably over a quarter-mile of walking before all was said and done – to first check-in (which is where I was relieved to find my name on the list), then in a long line in a canopied area to complete the requisite paperwork, then into a large field tent to get the vaccination, then, finally, into another large canopied area to wait 15 minutes to see if the inoculation would make my head spin and spew pea soup. I was home 90 minutes after I left, with half the time being travel time.

But the process was not without a flaw. When I received the confirmation email it included a link to “pre-register”. I did exactly that, filling out the paperwork online. When I was finished I was given the option of printing the paperwork or getting a “QR code” that could be scanned at the vaccination site to bring up the paperwork. I opted for the high-tech QR code. I printed it out and brought it with me to the vaccination site. But when I presented the QR code to the staff they looked at me like I had two heads. They had no clue what to do with it. I had to complete the form again. Why, I asked, was I given a QR code if you can’t use it? The answer: “I don’t know.”

Word to the wise: print out the paperwork.

The paperwork line
The post-vaccination waiting area
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A thaw in the long, cold COVID winter?

Outdoor concert

Recently I attended an event at my resort – an outdoor concert with a food truck. I was able to get dinner (a cajun fish po-boy – messy but good) and listen to some very nice music. It was almost like the old days. Still lots of social distancing and some masks worn, but it was the most social event I have attended in a year.

The next morning I had breakfast at the resort. The first breakfast served there in nearly a year. Again, lots of social distancing (only 4 people at a table for 10) and no server contact. But almost normal.

Signs of a thaw, I think.

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Eating for Jett

It is now more than 4 months since Jett’s untimely and very sad demise. During that time I have made great progress (if that is the word) on cleaning up her affairs – terminating credit cards, etc. – and packing up and shipping to her children those items that have more meaning to them than to me (e.g., old pre-me photographs).

But I am still consuming her food.

At the time she died I had accumulated a wide variety of high-calorie, protein-laden foods that I hoped she would consume and, eventually, regain weight and strength. It never happened. So, being too cheap to discard perfectly good consumables, I have been slowly eating those things that I had bought for her. She liked coffee and chocolate ice cream. I have finished the coffee but am still working through the chocolate. She liked to snack on those very expensive chocolate wafers. I am not a big fan, but, dammit, I am going to eat those buggers. Saltines. Protein shakes. I will consume them.

There are a few things that I won’t eat. She loved Cream of Wheat. I can tolerate it, but why torture myself at breakfast when Frosted Mini-Wheats are available? I also have at least three large, unopened containers of CoffeeMate. I never use the dreadful stuff. I need to donate those to somebody.

Then there is the freezer. We had way too much stuff in the freezer. A lot of it is just things for both of us and I am slowly working my way through frozen bacon, pork tenderloins and hamburger. But frozen margarine? Needs to go.

I will have to do a major purge of the pantry and freezer one of these days. At that point I might be able to stop eating for Jett and start eating for myself.

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Very good news and kind of good news

Today, within 15 minutes of each other, I received 2 phone calls that I have been awaiting very anxiously. The first, from the Quabbin Pines RV Resort in Orange MA, confirmed that they do, in fact, have a suitable site for me for the summer. A few details – like picking a site when no site map is yet available – remain to be worked out, but I am now confident that I will have a seasonal site in a very good location for the summer of 2021.

The second call, from Lee County, Florida, was to schedule my COVID-19 vaccination. This call was only “kind of good news” because the earliest date they could offer was March 24. This is for the Moderna vaccine which requires 2 doses 4 weeks apart, so the second dose would be April 21. This means that the earliest I could leave Florida would be April 22 and, more likely the following Monday, April 26. That means yet another 2-week delay in my trip north (TN7) and an arrival in MA around Memorial Day. I don’t like that schedule much and so will continue to try to score a vaccination through Publix.

But, overall, very good news.

UPDATE: I received the confirmation email for the vaccination appointment and was shocked to see the date: 24 FEBRUARY rather than 24 MARCH. I think this is a mistake on the part of the county. But I intend to show up, confirmation letter in hand. If they turn me away then my second dose will be 21 APRIL; if not the second dose will be 24 MARCH. Stay tuned…

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