“Dance of Death” by Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child

Copyright 2005 by Lincoln Child and Splendide Mendax, Inc. Published by Grand Central Publishing, New York.

This is #6 in the series of Preston & Child books featuring Aloyisius Pendergast, FBI agent extraordinaire. I have read several other Pendergast books but this is the earliest one in the series of all that I have read. As there is a lot of continuity (characters and plot references) in the series, I think anyone who is interested should start at the beginning and work through them chronologically.

Preston and Child are skilled authors. As testament to their skill, I will tell you that I read the last 300 pages of this 560-page book in one day, probably the most reading I have done in single day in the past decade. The plot and prose definitely kept my interest.

This is a “brother” book. Many protaganists in long-running mystery series have brothers who are the basis for some of the stories in the plot. Sherlock Holmes had Mycroft. John Puller had Robert, Jack Reacher had Joe. Aloyisius Pendergast has Diogenes.

But where the other brothers are merely interesting, Diogenes is pure evil. He is the supervillian counterbalance to Aloysius’ superagent. The Pendergast plots, as I have mentioned before, stretch the limits of credulity, but if you check your disbelief at the door, you will have a good time. Follow the adventures of the rich, Rolls-Royce driving superagent as he roams the world.

This is not a whodunit but rather a “what is he doing and how is he going to do it” plot. Diogenes, who apparently saves Aloysius’ life at the end of the previous (unread by me) installment turns out to be more Dr Mengele than Schweitzer – he saved his life in that book only to keep him alive to torture him in this book. The torture takes the form of serial killing of all of Aloysius’ close friends. Ultimately the life of his closest friend, NYPD detective Vincent D’Agosta is threatened. Pendergast and D’Agosta counter this threat, as they often do, by going on a crime spree.

Like I said, check your disbelief at the door.

The book does not fully resolve the legal perils of Pendergast and D’Agosta, nor does it terminate the life of Diogenes who lives to see another day (and, no doubt, another book). But the lack of a clean finish doesn’t tarnish the book very much.

8 out of 10.

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TN7 still uncertain, but more certain than yesterday

The plan for the 7th trip north (TN7) is still taking shape. The two things that are most critical to making final plans are (1) the date of my second COVID vaccination and (2) the date of my final cataract surgery appointment. Today I learned the answer to (2): April 9. That is later than I hoped but sooner than I feared. If I can depart soon after that date (still a big if due to the uncertainty of the COVID vaccination dates) I will arrive in MA around the middle of May.

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Twisting the COVID knife

I previously reported the difficulty that I was encountering in my attempts to get the COVID vaccine. But what used to be merely annoying has now become cruel. On Friday I was, for the first time, offered a chance to book a vaccination appointment on the Publix site. But the nearest available appointment was in Jacksonville – 5 hours away!. Today I did a bit better: I was offered an appointment in Flagler County, a mere 4-hour drive. I declined both. My limit is probably 2.5 hours of driving each way – a total of 10 hours of driving (2 trips of 5 hours each).

To twist the knife a bit more, Lee County called me tonight to schedule an appointment at the mass vaccination site in Fort Myers – hardly any driving at all. I was pretty excited. But after going through a long list of eligibility questions which I answered satisfactorily the interviewer said “let’s see when the next available appointment is.” Pause. Then “Oh, I am so sorry, but the last available appointment for February was just filled. We will have to call you back.”

As a software designer I have to say that failing to reserve a slot at the beginning of the interview is an egregious design flaw. If they hadn’t called I would have been fine. But calling and getting my hopes up, only to have my hopes dashed so viciously is just cruel.

It is becoming apparent that I will not be leaving Florida by early April as I had hoped. I will have to stick around and let them twist that COVID knife a bit more.

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The vaccination wildcard

I don’t know why it took me so long to recognize the obvious, but all of my tentative plans to travel north in April are moot until I get vaccinated. It is nearly impossible to get the vaccine here in Florida, as a resident of the state, and I think you can drop the “nearly” qualification if I try to get the vaccine in Massachusetts – or somewhere along the way – as a non-resident.

I also have to get cataract surgery on my left eye.

Both things – COVID-19 vaccination and cataract surgery – could occur before April. But there are no guarantees. And until I get both I will be remaining in Florida.

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Shutout #4

Today, for the fourth straight time, I was denied an appointment for the COVID-19 vaccine.

I should mention that the shutout occurred on the Publix supermarket site, which, along with the Florida state site, seems to be the only source of vaccine right now. I think that is rather odd – why Publix? Why not CVS or Walgreens (both of which have many more sites and many more qualified people capable of administering vaccines)? I have to believe that some money went into the pocket of some politician somewhere.

The Publix website is actually pretty good, listing appointment slots available by county. The counts are updated each minute, so you can sit in front of your computer for an hour or more and slowly watch your opportunity to get immunized slip away. Also, if you are lucky enough to be offered an opportunity to book an appointment, you can book it anywhere in the state where there are open slots, if you are willing to travel.

Today all slots for southwest Florida were booked in under 45 minutes. But I am willing to drive 2 hours to get my shots so I continued to watch. 90 minutes after all local slots were gone there were still thousands of slots available in Orlando. I imagine some of those slots were taken by people like me who were shut out of the local venues. That strikes me as an inept allocation of doses. Why allocate so many to Orlando, which has relatively few eligible residents (i.e., over 65) and so few to southwest Florida which is drowning in retired folks? Isn’t it both incompetent and cruel to make retired people travel 12 hours (2 6-hour round trips to Orlando) to get the vaccines that the state wants the elderly to receive?

Today was especially egregious. In my previous 3 shutouts , all slots were taken within 90 minutes. Today, 3 hours after the site opened for business, there was still one county up in the panhandle that had slots available.

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Patriots by proxy

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers won Super Bowl LV on Sunday by a score of 31-9, a huge surprise for most sports prognosticators. But three of the Tampa Bay touchdowns were passes from Tom Brady to Rob Gronkowski (2x) and Antonio Brown. All 3 are former New England Patriots. Anyone who has watched the Patriots for years has seen this kind of touchdown innumerable times. It was like watching one of the Patriot’s 6 Super Bowl victories, but with different uniforms and without Bill Belicheck on the sidelines. And without Patriots-haters in the stands.

Tampa Bay: Patriots by proxy.

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“The Cuban Affair” by Nelson DeMille

Copyright 2017 by Nelson DeMille. Published by Pocket Books, an imprint of Simon and Schuster, Inc., New York.

I am having a hard time evaluating this book. This is my first Nelson DeMille novel and I have to say that I like his writing style. Very lively. The characters are interesting. The settings are places that either I have been to and liked (Key West) or places that intrigue me and I would like to visit (Cuba).

So why was I not wild about the book? The plot. The “affair” was arranged as a clandestine visit to Cuba to retrieve, among other things, $60M that had been stashed away during the 1959 revolution. Spoiler alert: they never get the cash. Worse, they never try to get the cash. The protagonist, Mac MacCormick, who was promised $3M to join the expedition, led by Cuban ex-pats, feels duped. I feel the same way. The great adventure never really gets off the ground.

The story is really one of arranging the expedition, biding their time in Havana, embarking on a romance with the female leader of the expedition, obtaining some papers and relics (Plan B after the money is abandoned), getting the two trunks of Plan B stuff to the boat that will extract them from Cuba, then shooting their way to international waters. Spoiler alert: their boat is sunk and the Plan B trunks are lost. Or are they?

At the end of the book Mac mulls the possibility that the two trunks were actually salvaged by the men in the helicopters who saved their bacon. Were they CIA? No one is quite sure.

So an aborted expedition, a failed extraction. Does Mac get the girl? Even that is indefinite. In short, a plot that doesn’t satisfy. No one wins in this story.

Some books that might otherwise be lacking are redeemed by the descriptions of the exotic locales in which they are set. Cuba is exotic, but Mac hates it. I started the book thinking that I would really like to visit Cuba, but this book pretty much killed that desire.

There was enough good about this book that I will read DeMille again. But there was enough bad about the book that I can’t recommend it.

5 out of 10.

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WOW (softball edition)

We won our softball game today, 20-19 in extra innings. This victory was a minor miracle as we were outplayed and beaten badly for 5 innings . We were down 17-9 after 5. But we held them in the 6th, then scored 5 to make it 17-14. They added one in the 7th but we came roaring back to tie it 18-18 after 7. We gave up a run in the extra frame (thanks to my throwing error) but they made some bad plays of their own when we got to the plate. I knocked in the tying run and put the winning run on 3rd base with a hit down the line. The next player up – a guy that I had moved from 7th to 5th in the order because I had a good feeling about him – lined the next pitch over the shortstop’s head to win the game.

Hell of a game. I will be smiling the rest of the day.

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2020 blog booklet

2020 was a disastrous year, but the booklet, as I realized as I was assembling it, is fairly upbeat, largely because of the wonderful 2-week cruise early in the year. Anyway, if you want the PDF you can get it here:

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5% report

It is now January 18, which means we are about 5% of the way through 2021 and I have not posted to the blog. Why? Because there hasn’t been much of interest to report. Rusty and I hang out every day. He gets his 3 walks per day. I get my 3 meal per day (though lunch is sometimes just cheese and crackers or yogurt).

Frank at JetBlue

But what other activities have occupied my time? Well, Frank and Rachel made a return visit, leaving Jan 2. Or, to be more precise, they were scheduled to leave Jan 2 but actually left Jan 3 because they missed their flight. Why did they miss their flight? Good question. I had better not go into it too deeply or I will get upset. The good news is that we used the extra day to make a quick trip to JetBlue Park, spring training home of the Boston Red Sox. Both Rachel (who knows more sports trivia than I do) and Frank liked that. Frank made a goof photo as he was capturing the field on his camera.

What else? Well, quite a few things:

  • I scanned all of my fathers WW II letters to my mother. They aren’t particularly interesting as historical documents, but they provide some insights into my father’s personal history and the early marriage to my mother. They are worth keeping and it is a lot easier keeping a thumb drive than a large box full of huge D-ring binders.
  • I ordered new hubcaps for the Toyota (Frank popped one on a pothole while he was visiting) and got new wipers (because he complained that he couldn’t see in the rain).
  • I did some end-of-year accounting of the budget.
  • I delivered 3 more boxes of donations to Goodwill
  • I got my softball team organized (yes, I am a manager this year) and played 2 games
  • I spent a lot of time preparing the 2020 blog booklet. It was sent to the printer today. Assuming the proof is acceptable, I will post a link to it soon.

None of that is very exciting but it is all pretty important. So I can say that the first 5% of 2021 has been fairly productive.

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