MSC1 Day 8: Miami, Florida

Sybil waiting for disembarkation

Sybil waiting for disembarkation

Normally this would be “disembarkation day” – the end of our week at sea. But this time it was “back-to-back” day, the day when we transitioned from Cruise 1 to Cruise 2. It was a more complex transaction than we expected.

We had received a letter outlining the process. It contained two “back-to-back” vouchers, the purpose of which was somewhat murky but clearly had to be kept on our person as we navigated the process. That process began with a visit to the reception desk to receive new ship cards. That had to be done between 6am and 9am and I did it – or tried to do it – early, around 6:40am. I am always awake early so why not get ‘er done?

For Christine and Sybil this was disembarkation day and they got an early start, leaving their cabin at 6:30. I was listening for them and was dressed and shaved and ready to help. I met them in the hallway and took one of the suitcases to the 6th floor for an “express” exit (which meant getting at the end of a line about 100 people long – how “express” could it be?). Christine was a bit worried about getting to Fort Myers for their 3pm flight. As it turns out she needn’t have worried as they were off the ship and at the door of Enterprise Car Rental by 8am. It didn’t open until 9, so they had a leisurely breakfast, got the car, drove to Fort Myers and were at the gate for their flight by 1:30pm. They had a nice flight and made it back to Boston safely.

Meanwhile, I was striking out at the reception desk because Jett had to be present to take a new photo. To capture the vast facial differences that a week at sea can induce, apparently. Whatever. So I had to wait until an hour when I could safely roust Jett from her slumber. Meaning about 8:20am. I killed this time by blogging and catching up on emails. One of the advantages of being in Miami was that our cell phones worked again, so I could surf the ‘net without using our shipboard WiFi. It didn’t really matter as we had finished the week using just 4.5GB of our 6.0GB internet package’s data allotment.

Speaking of internet packages, I started the cruise with the intention of waiting until the last minute to book the package for the second week. I figured I should wait and see the rate at which I was using data onboard. It was a good strategy, but required that I book the second week by Thursday night – a detail that I remembered Friday morning when it was too late. So I had to wait until we reboarded to book the internet package for the second week. T thought that meant only that I would have to pay a 15% service charge, but was surprised to discover that the package itself changed. For the same $99 that bought 6GB the first week I could get only 3GB for the second week. And only 2 devices rather than 3. So I will have to be careful about internet usage this week. Shorter posts with fewer photos?

Outside Terminal F

Outside Terminal F

The back-to-back gathering

The back-to-back gathering

Anyway, back to the process. When Jett got up and ready, we proceeded to the reception desk to get the new cards. We had to show passports (again, because they might have changed during the first week?) and get our new photos. We were given our new cards, then we had to kill 90 minutes until we gathered with other “back-to-back” guests to disembark, then re-embark. We got coffee, Jett had a cigarette, we chatted and engaged in some texting with friends and relatives. Then we made our way to the Cirque de Soleil theater to finish the (rather silly) process.

The group – about 200 of us – left the ship en masse. There was a long line at the customs checkpoint but some people – the ones going into Miami for the day – were escorted to a much shorter line. We decided to join them even though we were not at all certain that we would be going anywhere. We got through customs in about a minute and exited into the bright Miami sunshine.

Seaplane, ready for takeoff

Seaplane, ready for takeoff

Seaman's Cafe

Seaman’s Cafe

Our main goal was to find a place to have lunch that wasn’t the Meraviglia buffet. We briefly considered taking a taxi to South Beach, but didn’t have a lunch destination in mind. So while contemplating that option I noticed a very unimposing building across the street – looked like a temporary barracks. It was the “Seaman’s Café” and offered breakfast and lunch. I walked over to check it out and decided that it was acceptable. I walked back to collect Jett and we went over to the café.

Jett ordered a cappuccino with a shot of espresso and I ordered a “Seaman’s Club” – a very nice club sandwich with ham, turkey and bacon. I intended to share it with Jett, but she declined. She did say that the cappuccino was quite good. And strong. This one required 6 sugars instead of the usual 3. We dined on the cafe’s patio, in the sun, which Jett, who is perpetually cold, found very soothing.

We then walked back across the street to re-embark. I should mention that the street was virtually void of traffic. I found this extremely surprising. After all, a week earlier, at the same time of day, it was jam-packed with cars, buses and taxis and was pandemonium. Every dock was occupied and the line was out the door and around the corner at Terminal F. But on this day only 2 ships were in port and there was no traffic and no line. I thought that, perhaps, the lack of a line was due to a later departure – the MSC rep that I asked said we should plan on being back on board by “5 or 5:30”. Turns out we could have missed the ship if we had believed him – the ship was underway by 5:30.

The “back-to-back” vouchers came in handy during re-embarkation.  We showed them and were escorted through the passport control, the X-ray machine and the health scan expeditiously.  What had taken me 3 hours a week earlier was completed in under 20 minutes this time.

We napped a bit, then went to the Smoking Lounge as the ship sailed away. I intended to view the departure from the Skylight Lounge, adjacent to the Smoking Lounge on the 18th deck, but it was closed for a “private event” – a gathering of high rollers. So I watched from the Smoking Lounge. It was another cool, cloudy day and not great for photos. I did get one earlier, before the overcast arrived, of a seaplane taking off. I didn’t know that our Port of Miami canal doubled as a runway. I wondered where one would go on a seaplane. A private island in the Bahamas?

Classy dome

Classy dome

Complimentary prosecco

Complimentary prosecco

More complimentary champagne and strawberries

More complimentary champagne and strawberries

I vowed that I would drink less wine and consume less food in the second week. However, that intention was immediately tested with the arrival of yet another complimentary bottle of champagne and a plate of chocolate-covered strawberries, apparently a gift from MSC to acknowledge our special “back-to-back” status. Damn, those strawberries are good!

We were anxious to meet our new dining companions. We needn’t have worried as no one joined us. That could change tomorrow, but on this Sunday we dined alone. I finished the half-bottle of wine remaining from our Saturday dinner. Jett received a complimentary glass of prosecco from Ghiocel, the dining room manager. She actually took a couple of sips.

After dinner I went back to the reception desk to request an itemized Week 1 bill. I got it and it was in order. About $670 in charges. Not too bad. I took the opportunity to take photos of a classy dome display and the underside of the Swarovski staircase. I thought the staircase photo might make an interesting jigsaw puzzle.

We lost money at the casino, but, again, not much. Still comfortably ahead.

Underside of the Swarovski staircase

Underside of the Swarovski staircase

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MSC1 Day 7: Ocean Cay, Bahamas

Meraviglia docked at Ocean Cay

Meraviglia docked at Ocean Cay

Buffet lines

Buffet lines

Ocean Cay is MSC’s private Bahamian island. It is brand spanking new, just opening for use in December 2019, about 2 months ago. It is still a work in progress as there are at least three major construction areas on the island. But what is there is quite nice. Pristine beaches, crystal clear water, brightly painted shops and eating/drinking venues. There may not be enough of the latter as the lines at the buffet got very long by 1:30pm, but I think a second buffet location is one of the areas that is under construction.

And, because it is an extension of the ship experience, all of the food in the buffet (except for beer and wine) is free. And anything in the shops or at the bar can be purchased using the ship card. Very convenient.

Outer space Dome Show

Outer space dome show

Unfortunately, our day on the island was marred by two things: the weather (cloudy and cool; see the gray in the photos?) and the failure of Sybil’s walker. She got tired walking back to the ship, so I offered to let her sit, with me pushing. We were moving along pretty good when I hit a rut with the front left wheel, which almost tipped her over backward (I saved her from that scary almost spill) and some cracked spokes on the plastic wheel. At first I thought that the walker was completely disabled (and may have needed a walker itself), but I was able to muscle the broken spokes back into near-alignment so that it could continue to function as a walker. But no more riding.

The day at Ocean Cay could have been a long beach day, culminating in a bonfire and a light show on the lighthouse. But because it was so cool we opted to return to the ship and play Hand, Knee and Foot. And drink our other free bottle of champagne. Sybil and I got schooled by Jett and Christine, but the champagne was enjoyed by all.

Christine and I did the 4pm trivia thing again and again came in second. Or last – there were 3 teams that scored 8 and we scored 7. We always find a way to not-quite-win. On our way out we caught the Dome Show which was an outer space experience.

Dinner was bittersweet, of course. Our last night together on the ship. We all selected the swordfish steak and the Asian salad, both very good, though the salad was light on the sesame dressing (the waiter got us more). We caught the last 15 minutes of the “One Night More” show of Broadway tunes. What we saw was exceptionally good – particularly the 3 Les Miserables songs, which always bring goosebumps.

Then we said goodbye because Christine and Sybil were planning on leaving very early, in the “express checkout”. They needed to get to the Enterprise office to get a car and drive the 2.5 hours back to Ft Myers. Because Christine had booked a round-trip BOS-RSW ticket, forgetting that we would not be able to drive her back. Oops.

Jett and I played slots a bit and lost a bit. But not much. We ended the week still up over $300. I don’t think we have ever finished a week at sea with casino winnings.

Just one of the many ways in which we had a fine time.

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MSC1 Day 6: At sea

This was a card day. A windy card day – the ship was rocking enough for me to wear my wrist bands for the first time. But I never felt seasick.

After a late breakfast, we started playing Hand, Knee and Foot at 11am and didn’t stop until it was time for trivia (4pm). Again, second place.

Parade of staff

Parade of staff

Show scene

Show scene

I caught the show before dinner. Yes, contrary to my earlier statement there ARE shows on the Meraviglia. This one was titled “Meraviglioso Amor” and consisted almost exclusively of Italian love songs. The voices were good, the dancers were competent if not inspired and the show ended with a small parade of staff. All very nice. So shows exist on the Meraviglia, but are not promoted as heavily as on other ships.

Dinner was very nice. I had chicken Kiev and so did Sybil and Jett. Very tasty. On the way out of the dining room we stopped so I could take a couple of “experimental” shots. I really didn’t think they would turn out well due to the backlighting, but they were actually pretty nice.

We took on the casino again and pretty much broke even.

Jett after dinner

Jett after dinner

Christine

Christine

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MSC1 Day 5: Roatan Island, Honduras

Roatan Island from our balcony

Roatan Island from our balcony

Meraviglia docked in Roatan

Meraviglia docked in Roatan

We have been to Roatan Island before and we like it. The people are laid-back and friendly and the island, though not exotic, has some beautiful beaches and fine houses. It also has a distressing number of shacks. But it still ranks higher, in our eyes, than either Costa Maya or Belize City.

And it has a dock. Two, actually – one exclusively for Carnival Cruise Lines and one for all others. We docked at the “for all others” one in bustling downtown Coxen Hole. This is a little hamlet consisting of one street along the harbor lined with small shops. The port complex completely dominates the town.

We started the day with breakfast at Waves restaurant where we were actually served breakfast from a menu rather than grabbing it from a buffet line. We then collected our things and proceeded to the TV Studio and Bar to start our 3.5 hour “no barriers island tour.” Because we weren’t sure how much walking would be involved and because a “no barriers” tour suggested that it would be wheelchair-friendly, we brought both the wheelchair (for Jett) and the walker (for Sybil). Good thing that there were no other “disabled” people on the tour because the 12 people in the group completely filled the small van. The wheelchair and walker had to be folded and put into the front passenger seat. It was a tight fit.

Three sisters in the van

Three sisters in the van

The flooded Buccaneer inlet

The flooded Buccaneer inlet

The first stop was “The Buccaneer”, a beach tourist spot. It featured a museum which we all ignored, a coffee shop that served very tasty iced Honduran coffee and an expansive verandah overlooking a shallow inlet from the sea. It was high tide, which put about two feet of water in the inlet but it likely is just a sandy beach area much of the day.

The next stop was an iguana farm. Yes, they breed and raise iguanas, just to show them off to tourists. Elsewhere on the island iguana meat is featured on the menu, but at the farm they are just for show. Wall-to-wall iguanas. It is hard to avoid stepping on them. In fact I stepped on one’s tail. I apologized.

The inlet from the verandah

The inlet from the verandah

Jett on the verandah

Jett on the verandah

A bevy of hammocks

A bevy of hammocks

The third stop on the tour was Pristine Bay. This was just a photo op at the top of a hill overlooking the lowlands on the south side of the island. Nice view.

One of many iguanas

One of many iguanas

The fourth and final stop was a “beach stop” of an hour. Since none of us were interested in either sun or sand, we figured to spent the time having lunch and a drink. Good plan, but the restaurant was unprepared for the number of lunch guests. We got neither food nor beverage in that hour. Since all of these shore excursions are booked days, if not weeks, in advance, it is hard to understand how the restaurant could be surprised by the volume.

The view from Pristine Bay

The view from Pristine Bay

African dance troupe

African dance troupe

The dinner was preceded by an “African dance” by a group of 6 musicians and dancers, all of whom appeared to be bored to distraction. A total waste of 15 minutes. And why an African dance in Honduras?

In short, the last stop was a bust. The tour overall was interesting and satisfied our need to do *something* in Roatan, but at $70 per person it was, like most other cruise excursions, overpriced.

Last light

Last light

We made it back to the Meraviglia in plenty of time for a pre-dinner nap. I also caught the end of the sunset and got a nice photo of the final colors of the day and the first star (probably Venus, actually). Look carefully.

Filet and potato

Filet and potato

The daily gift was dinner for 4 at the “Butcher’s Cut” steakhouse. Sybil, Jett and I all had an 8-ounce filet mignon and baked potato. The beef was one of the finest cuts of meat that I have had in years. Tender and perfectly grilled. Jett had the same opinion. Plus a bottle of wine. We got a second bottle and added in a generous tip for the waiter, but I did not mind spending $86 for a dinner that should have cost us about $300. A very fine dinner.

We also caught the brief “dome show” on the arcade ceiling. This one was an undersea fantasy where a submarine dives, then the roof peels back to reveal all sorts of aquatic life, including mermaids. Beautiful.

Dome show, inside the sub

Dome show, inside the sub

Dome show, roof peeled back

Dome show, roof peeled back

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MSC1 Day 4: Belize City, Belize

Another day, another port that we don’t like all that much. Belize has some wonderful places to visit, but Belize City is not one of them. It is like Detroit which, as a friend once put it: “You have to get out of the city to find something to do.”

Belize port shopping mall

Belize port shopping mall

Arrival of some tenders

Arrival of some tenders

We didn’t really want to take a long and expensive excursion in Belize, but did want to set foot in the country, so we went ashore and wandered the port area for a couple of hours. Jett left her wheelchair behind as we had to take a tender (or, if you prefer, ferry) to land and she didn’t want to deal with the hassle of getting on and off a small boat with a wheelchair. However, we didn’t think we had that option with Sybil. She is unsteady everywhere and really needed to take the walker with her. So I took responsibility for getting the device on and off while staff assisted her. We made it, but were thankful for a calm day. If the water had been choppy she might not have been able to get to Belize.

Sybil and Christine waiting for lunch

Sybil and Christine waiting for lunch

So what did we do in the Belize City port area? Shop and eat, of course. I bought a nice T-shirt for my teen granddaughter and we all enjoyed a light lunch at a small Mexican BBQ place. We all shared orders of conch ceviche and nachos with BBQ chicken. Both very good. I also tried the local beer, Belikin. Also very good. And very cheap ($2).

Tasty local beer

Tasty local beer

I should mention that our trip to Belize City aboard the tender was assisted by another unexpected gift: priority boarding passes delivered to our cabins, courtesy of our mysterious (to me, anyway) benefactor. We didn’t have to wait in the long line to board the tender; we were ushered on immediately.

The harbor in Belize City

The harbor in Belize City

Boarding passes

Boarding passes

After lunch we strolled along the waterfront for a bit, then we returned to the ship. Christine and I attended our second trivia contest in the pub and came in second. Then we got ready to attend the 6:15pm showing of the onboard Cirque de Soleil show. Which is were we received our next gift: an upgrade to front row center. If we had been any closer we would have had to wear costumes. Photography was banned in the theater but I did manage to sneak in one shot of the warmup act, a guitar and drum duo. Not a great photo, but it shows how front-and-center we were. I also got one shot of the theater on the way out showing the dynamic video wall behind the rotating stage.

Hors d'oeuvres

Hors d’oeuvres

Warm-up act

Warm-up act

The theater

The theater

The shower of gifts was not yet finished. When we arrived in the dining room at 8:30pm we were presented with a plate of hors d’oeuvres (including caviar and lox) and a complimentary bottle of prosecco. Unbelievable.

We ended the day with a brief stop at the casino (no luck at all, but only $40 lost) and another brief stop at the Skylight Lounge to listen to a jazz singer recommended by Christine. She was good and the pianist was excellent, but I was too tired to fully appreciate it.

Jazz singer

Jazz singer

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MSC1 Day 3: Costa Maya, Mexico

Dangling natives

Dangling natives

The very long Costa Maya pier

The very long Costa Maya pier

Our first port of call was Costa Maya, Mexico. We have visited Costa Maya twice before and we still don’t like it. It is fine as a place to embark on an excursion, to a Mayan site or a snorkeling adventure, but it useless as a destination. There is nothing there but souvenir shops and some overpriced ($18 tacos) restaurants and bars.

And, as with just about every cruise port in the Caribbean, a Diamonds International store. If you want to drop a lot of money on a precious stone, you can do it here. Jett was jonesing for some tanzanite studs, so that was our first stop once we got ashore. That happened after a leisurely breakfast and a short ride on the trolley that traverses the very long pier (probably 300 yards). She found some nice stud earrings for under $300. Less than I won at the casino a day earlier, so I couldn’t get too upset.

While she was buying, her sisters and I watched the native Mayan tower performance. Four guys in native costumes climb to the top of a 75-foot tower, then descend slowly, dangling inverted from ropes. I don’t know how traditional this performance is – seems hard to believe that the Mayans did anything like this 700 years ago – but it is a captivating spectacle.

The only other activity of interest was consuming some very tasty mojitos with guacamole and chips. Expensive, but a pleasant time. We had a table near the pool in the middle of the port area, so it had a bit of a “beach bar” feel to it.

We had another fine dinner on board. I had a seafood cioppino entrée that was superb.

Guacamole and chips

Guacamole and chips

Port pool

Port pool

We did have a surprise though, delivered just before dinner – a gift of a bottle of champagne and a plate of chocolate-covered strawberries. Jett’s sisters got the same gift delivered to their cabin. The benefactors were two people that Jett and I had never heard of and were convinced that a mistake had been made. But Christine knew at least one of the names – the niece of her daughter-in-law. Furthermore, she knew why we had all received such a generous gift from a fairly distant (for us, anyway) relative: she held a high-level position at the corporate level at MSC and could easily request special treatment for guests on one of their ships. It turns out that this was just one of a series of gifts that we were to receive, the result being that we are now viewed as some kind of VIPs among the staff. Totally undeserved, of course, but nice nevertheless. It pays to have friends – even unknown ones – in high places.

Seafood ciappino

Seafood cioppino

Bottles of champagne, plates of strawberries

Bottles of champagne, plates of strawberries

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MSC1 Day 2: At sea

First morning at sea

First morning at sea

The first day was spent entirely at sea, cruising along the north coast of Cuba. The weather was considerably warmer – in the high 70s – and mostly sunny, so it was a lovely, smooth day to cruise the Caribbean Sea. We slept in until after 8, then I embarked on a search for cappuccino. I knew there had to be some on board an Italian ship and I was right. But there was nothing on the ship map that said “Coffee Bar” or “Get Your Cappuccino Here”. So I went to to the reception area and corralled a staff person who was speaking to another staff person at the nearby bar. When I asked where I could find cappuccino he said, “Well, here, for one,” pointing at the bar. Sure enough, the bar had a cappuccino machine. I got a cup, along with a few pastries, and returned to the cabin.

Jett’s verdict: weak. And she was right. The cappuccino was very bland compared to other cappuccinos I have tasted, both on board ships and on land. Very disappointing. Fortunately, the free coffee available in the buffet restaurant is quite good. I made a second trip out to get a large cup of that brew, along with more pastries. That sated Jett.

Waiting for free jewelry

Waiting for free jewelry

Proof of winnings

Proof of winnings

I then spent some time exploring the ship, partly on my own and partly in the service of Jett. She sent me down to the “grand opening” of an EFFY jewelry section of the boutique which was handing out free pendants. More standing in line, but I am getting good at it by now. We napped and before dinner checked out the Irish pub, “Brass Anchor”. They have some decent ales and stouts and surprisingly inexpensive pub fare – a cheeseburger or a small fish and chips for $5 each. Very tasty.

My appeal for a later dinner seating was successful so we had some time to kill before 8:30. We decided to drop a few bucks in the casino – which, much to our surprise and Jett’s joy – has a smoking section. She lost a few dollars but I had my best casino day ever, winning over $570 – most of it coming on some “free spins” on a 50-cent machine.

We met for dinner at the Panorama Restaurant, at the stern of the ship. It was dark at 8:30pm, of course, so the panorama was a pitch black wall. But the food was quite good and the service was outstanding.

After two days on board the Meraviglia I can make some comments about it.  First, a few things that set it apart from every other ship we have been on:

  • The size.  With 4,500 passengers, this is nearly twice the size of the next largest ship we have sailed.  The is neither a plus nor a minus, just something that makes it different.  The only negative due to its size was the horribly long boarding line and for that I assign some of the fault to the Port of Miami.
  • The lack of an entertainment staff.  On every other cruise there was a cadre of entertainers who ran daily events and put on evening shows. On this ship the featured entertainment are two extra-cost Cirque de Soleil shows.  This ship has a cruise director, but no entertainers and no shows (at least no free ones).  The director’s job seems to be limited to making announcements.  I am sure he has many other responsibilities, but he is much less visible than cruise directors on other ships.
  • A dearth of elevators.  Or, more to the point, a dearth of elevator locations.  There are enough elevators, but they are clustered in just two locations: forward and midship.  There are no elevators in the stern half of the very large (and long) ship.  This became immediately apparent on the first day as we had to make the long trek to our cabin in the rear quarter.  Jett calls it the “death march”.  We have gotten used to it now, but I am still amazed that the designer didn’t see a need for aft elevators.
  • The plainness of the dining rooms.  Most of the other ships had grand dining halls with high ceilings and glitz.  Not much of that on the Meraviglia.  The dining rooms (4 of them) have low ceilings and are not grand at all.  They are pleasant, but the tables are more crowded together and it they feel more like family restaurants than grand venues.
  • There is a Japanese restaurant (extra cost, of course), complete with hibachi tables.
The arcade with pastel ceiling

The arcade with pastel ceiling

The arcade with classic ceiling

The arcade with classic ceiling

Looking down on the shopping arcade

Looking down on the shopping arcade

I am not sure any of this is bad, just different.  There is much to like about the Meraviglia.

  • The casino is bright and pleasant (and the slots are not stingy).  And it has a smoking section, a big plus in Jett’s view. It is also placed in the rear of the ship rather than in the middle which makes it less “in your face” than on other ships.
  • The shopping/dining arcade is spectacular, with an arched video ceiling which can be alternately classy and dazzling.
  • The Irish pub, “Brass Anchor,” is very nice with an excellent variety of draft beers and inexpensive food.
  • The buffet offers a wide variety of food, all of which has been very good to excellent.  The pizza is, in my opinion, some of the best I have had anywhere.  Who knew that Italians could make good pizza?
  • We have no need for them, but a large section of the ship is devoted to kid’s clubs.  This looks like it would be a good ship for young children.  Or teens.
  • There are bars galore, with different themes.  The overriding theme is white faux leather, which probably wouldn’t have been my first choice, but it is consistent, visually striking and very comfortable.
A fish tank on a ship

A fish tank on a ship

The Champagne Bar

The Champagne Bar

The Cirque de Soleil stage

The Cirque de Soleil stage

The Broadway Theater

The Broadway Theater

Shopping arcade

Shopping arcade

Chocolate shop

Chocolate shop

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MSC1 Day 1: Embarkation

Parked at the Crowne Plaza

Parked at the Crowne Plaza

The day began with final chores: finishing the packing, loading the bags into the truck, shutting windows, turning on the air conditioning, turning off the water and hot water heater, locking up. Then a short drive to the hotel to fetch Jett’s sisters and their luggage. It all fit. Barely. A stop at Starbucks then two boring hours on I-75 traversing “Alligator Alley” where no alligators are ever seen. The final 20 minutes was spent in a traffic mess at the Port of Miami, but the luggage and sisters were deposited at the ship by 11:15am.

Parking the truck was a breeze. A 15-minute drive to the Crowne Plaza hotel, a few minutes to pay the bill (just $7.50 per day – a bargain) then into the hotel to figure out how to get back to the ship. As I was discussing taxi and Uber options with a receptionist, a couple overheard me and offered me a ride in their Uber. They were on their way to a Norwegian Cruise Lines ship that was departing at the same time. I accepted their kind offer and had a lovely chat with them during the 40-minute trip back to the port (very heavy traffic and the tunnel was closed). They were from Lake Elsinore CA, near Temecula which was my home away from home the first winter on the road, way back in 2013. The Uber cost $15 and I gave the driver a $10 tip.

During that Uber ride I learned that Jett and her sisters were afforded “priority boarding” thanks to their use of wheelchair and walker. There may not be many advantages to having limited mobility, but this was one.

The line ahead

The line ahead

The line behind

The line behind

So far things had gone swimmingly, but that was about to change. The Uber driver let me out at the entrance to Terminal F and there was a line out the door. That, in my cruise experience, was a first. I have never had to stand in line outside a terminal before. But I had no limited mobility, so I used my perfectly fine legs to walk to the end of the line. Which was down the sidewalk, across two driveways and around the corner. At least a tenth of a mile. And it kept growing. By the time I had moved up to within a hundred yards of the entrance the line had snaked around, turned back on itself twice and was stretching into the parking lot.

No one was happy with the situation. The weather was fine, if a little cool, but if it had been a hot day people would have been collapsing. There were very few places to sit so it was an ordeal. I can only imagine how unpleasant it would have been if it had been raining. I chatted with my fellow sufferers and one of my line companions was getting agitated at people “cutting the line” or somehow, in his eyes, misbehaving. I figured that I already had my cabin reserved and there was no way the ship was going to leave without me, so I just had to endure the interminable wait.

I was optimistic that once I got through the doors to the terminal (after waiting outside about 90 minutes) that it would get better. Wrong. Getting through the door just allowed me to enter a zig-zag line approaching security. Another 45 minutes in line. Another 45 minutes listening to my line-mate harping about the situation. When I finally got to the passport checkpoint (just 2 people checking the 4.500 passengers) I was amazed to discover that they were manually comparing everyone’s passport against a printed list of numbers. The list looked to be at least 10 pages of very small print. Don’t they have an app for that? The passport checkers, not surprisingly, seemed to be uninterested in their tedious jobs and felt no urgency. Annoying.

I lost my line buddies at the passport control. They got hung up there – I don’t know why – but they were still at passport control when I was through the X-ray machine and on my way up to the check-in. I don’t know if they ever made it onto the ship. Haven’t seen them yet.

Check-in and the health screening took another 45 minutes. Total wait time before I actually stepped aboard the ship: 3 hours. I was tired and very hungry when I finally got to my cabin around 4pm. The hunger was sated with a quick trip to the buffet but the tiredness would have to wait.

Super Bowl at the pool

Super Bowl at the pool

Leaving port in the last light

Leaving port in the last light

Reflected setting sun

Reflected setting sun

We were late to the muster drill because we had to assist Sybil down 4 flights of stairs and along a stretch of the promenade. But we made it and were underway, about an hour late due to the long line at security, just at the sun was setting.

That, however, was not the end of the bad news. The balcony cabin turned out to be distressingly small and our assigned dinner time was 5:15pm – not the 7:30 seating that we requested. I spoke to the maître ‘d who took down our cabin numbers and request but made it clear that because we had chosen the “Fantastica” experience (less than the Aureal experience), we were not guaranteed a dinner seating of our choice. Seems that Fantastica might not guarantee a fantastica experience on board the ship. Nothing could be done until the next day, if then, so we had to dine at the buffet restaurant.

But that was pretty much the end of the bad news for the night. The buffet food was quite good and the ship carried the Super Bowl at several venues, including on the very large and very high resolution screen on the pool deck. It was a chilly night, but it was a pleasure being able to watch the game under the stars. Good game, too. Congratulations, KC.

We played some Hand, Knee and Foot in the buffet restaurant and took advantage of the table bar service there several times. A good time was had by all.

We were all in bed – quite comfortable – before 11pm.

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Pre-cruise prep

Josh loading up at dawn's early light

Josh loading up at dawn’s early light

As I write this we are sailing away to Mexico.  I will write about the boarding process shortly.  But this post is about the final pre-cruise preparations.  Most important among those preparations was arranging care for Rusty.  Most honored stepson Joshua once more rose to the occasion, driving all the way from VA in 2 days, arriving after dark on Saturday (after visiting a hospitalized friend in Miami and going to the wrong RV park in Fort Myers) and left at dawn on Sunday, so he didn’t exactly get to see our home in its best light.  Or any light, really.

He drove straight through to VA on the return trip.  14 hours.  My back aches just thinking about it.

Dave and Cooper

Dave and Cooper

That was one week ago.  The rest of the week was pretty busy with other preparations.  Pack. Prep the truck.  Clean the car.  Charg the walkie-talkies.  Get medications.  Pay bills.  I also had a medical appointment, two softball games, a genealogy meeting, a voter registration event and various other non-trip activities.  Busy week.

Two of the most pleasant activities of the week were get-togethers with Dave and Melissa, a wonderful couple that we met last year at the dog park.  Not only are they dog lovers and full-time RVers, like us, but Melissa is a Mayflower descendant, like Jett.  So we have much in common.  Dave even blogs about their travels, like me (roadsofdiscovery.com).  They were back in the park for a month and we were delighted to see them.

Because the ship departed from Miami on Feb 2 and because Feb 2 was also the date of the Super Bowl – in Miami – it was impossible to book a room near the cruise terminal the night before sailing, which is our preference.  So Jett’s sisters, who will accompany us the first week, flew into Fort Myers, stayed in a hotel overnight and rode with us to Miami Sunday morning.  Because we had to transport 4 people and a boatload (almost literally) of luggage, I had to use the truck.  So perhaps only for the second time in the nearly 8 years we have owned the truck we had human passengers in the back seat.

I am happy to report that the truck ran flawlessly and delivered us all safely to the cruise terminal.  But I will cover that when I report on the first day of the cruise, which I will designate  ‘MSC1’ because it is our first cruise on MSC.

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“One False Move” by Harlan Coben

Copyright 1998 by Harlan Coben. Published by Dell, a division of Random House, Inc., New York.

Some (a few?) of you may recall that I reviewed another Harlan Coben book, The Woods, back in August and raved about it.  One of the best mysteries that I have read in many years.  Well, this is the same author but a different protagonist, Myron Bolitar (5th in the series).  I am not raving about this one.

Myron Bolitar is a sports agent, forced into that profession by an injury that ended his short NBA career.  He is good at what he does.  In this book he is representing a young professional female basketball player, Brenda Slaughter, the star of a new women’s league.  She is not only talented but is also beautiful and Myron falls for her.  But this is not just a simple pro/agent romance; she is also being harassed by person or persons unknown and, shortly, becomes the prime suspect in her father’s murder.

Not much of what Myron can see initially makes much sense.  Why was her father murdered?  Why did her mother disappear 20 years prior when Brenda was just 5?  Why is she now getting anonymous phone calls telling her to find her mother?  What, if anything, does this have to do with Arthur Bradford, her mother’s employer when she disappeared and who is now running for governor of New Jersey?

It is a complex tale and it takes nearly 400 pages for Myron to unravel it.  He figures it out eventually, with the help of his sidekick, Windsor Horne Lockwood III (“Win” for short) who is an unlikely combination of financial advisor and preppy headcracker – he saves Myron’s butt more than once.  He is one of these literary characters who could be tied to the tracks with a freight train just seconds away from crushing the life out of him and he would be smiling and cracking wise because somehow he will find a way out of the predicament.  I suppose he is fun as comic relief, but it is hard to take a book seriously with a character like him.

So this should have been a book that I couldn’t put down and yet I did.  Many times.  In the end I admired the complexity of the plot and will concede that most of the loose ends (but not all) were tied up.  And I didn’t guess the culprit.  But it wasn’t a fun read.

5 out of 10.

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