CV1 Day 2: At sea

This was mostly a casino day but it also included an elegant dinner and a show on the ship. We spent a LOT of time in the casino. I lost $55 (down 175). But that loss was in spite of three separate slot machine bonuses of over $200 each. So on three spins I won over $600. The rest of the time I had hundreds of spins that lost me nearly $700. Good thing I had those 3 bonuses. Marlene lost a lot early but recovered some of her losses late, so it wasn’t a horrible day. And she is still using the winnings from the previous week in Immokolee. So we aren’t broke yet.

Poor photo from the show

Elegant Night dinners aboard a ship are always special. I had a filet mignon/short rib combo that was delicious. Marlene had a fish/crabcake combo that she also liked very much.

The show was a very nice song-and-dance medley by the ship troupe. It consisted of popular rock songs with a heavy emphasis on Queen songs. Very well done, very well staged.

We finished the evening at a comedy show featuring Dean Austin. It was raunchy and quite funny. Marlene wanted to sit up front so she could hear. I figured this would make us a target and it did, but I didn’t mind. Apparently I am a pimp because we weren’t married. Go ahead, sticks and stones…

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CV1 Day 1: Hop 1, Lehigh Acres FL to Tampa FL

CV1 Hop 1

We had to drive to Tampa to get on the Carnival Paradise for the first 6 days of this short vacation. We had to be on board by 3pm and we had to park the car and take a shuttle to the ship. But we couldn’t drive there directly from Lehigh Acres FL; we had to stop in Cape Coral FL for an 11:15am medical appointment for me. When we booked the cruise I thought I would have to reschedule but a careful look at the route, coupled with my expectation that it would be a short appointment (my last one was no more than 15 minutes), I figured that I could do the appointment and still make the ship on time.

We did, with nearly an hour to spare.

So Hop 1 of the auto portion of the trip was 149 miles via FL 884, FL 82, US 41, some local roads, I-75, US 301 and FL 60 to the cruise ship parking lot.

Embarkation was a breeze. No waiting since we were two of the relatively late arrivals. And our cabin was ready, so we immediately got unpacked, did our muster station checkin and grabbed a bite to eat. Then we watched departure and the long journey (nearly 3 hours) through Tampa Bay from the still-closed casino. We wanted to be at our favorite machines when it opened. We needn’t have been eager. I lost $120 and Marlene lost much more. Not a good start to our Paradise casino experience.

Carnival Paradise atrium

We ate in the buffet and went to bed relatively early as we were both very tired. That might have something to do with the late night in the Immokolee Casino where we both lost money (though not much).

It took some effort getting photos to this new laptop. I couldn’t directly connect my phone and couldn’t link via Bluetooth. I had to upload to the old laptop, copy to a thumb drive then then copy to this laptop. There has to be an easier way…

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Carnival cruise/auto combo vacation (CV1) preview

Yes, Marlene and I will be embarking on another cruise in just over a week. This is a 6-night cruise on the Carnival Paradise, going to several ports in the western Caribbean Sea, including Belize. We plan to take a rare shore excursion in Belize to do some tubing through caves.

The three ports are:

While I am not a fan of Belize City – it is a third-world armpit – the country of Belize is beautiful I am looking forward to the cave tubing excursion. The other two stops – Cozumel and Roatan – also rank high on my list of favorite Caribbean destinations. It should be a fun cruise. We follow the cruise with a one-week driving vacation.

Because this is both a cruise and an auto trip I will give it a trip designation: CV1 for “first combo vacation.” It is certainly not my first cruise that has an auto component, but it is the first one with such a long one.

CV1 Plan

The driving route for the CV1 is shown here. We start by driving to Tampa to board the ship (via Cape Coral FL where I have a medical appointment). We will park the car near the cruise terminal. When we return we have a very long day of driving up to Pigeon Forge TN. Partly because I wanted a break in the middle of this leg and partly because I wanted to take a route that avoided Atlanta, I decided to go via Savannah GA. After 3 nights in Pigeon Forge we will drive to Acworth GA to attend the high school graduation of Marlene’s grandson. Then we go to Orlando FL for one night to visit a friend, then two nights in Coral Springs FL to visit Marlene’s brother. Then back home.

13 nights (6 on the ship, 7 on land) and about 1,900 driving miles.

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“Split Second” by David Baldacci

Copyright 2003 by Columbus Rose Ltd. Published by Warner Books, New York.

This is the first of the series (currently numbering 6) of Baldacci novels featuring Sean King and Michelle Maxwell, two former Secret Service agents who left the agency in disgrace – King for having his minor presidential candidate assassinated and Maxwell for having her minor presidential candidate kidnapped 8 years after the assassination. This book describes both of those events in detail and documents how the two meet and, at the end of this first novel, decide to open a detective agency.

I was impressed with the plot here. Two huge Secret Service failures spaced 8 years apart, somehow are linked. The kidnapping is executed by a team of three – two men and a woman – who we learn, as the story progresses, are all involved in earlier events tied either directly or indirectly to the assassination. The plot is plausible, the threats to King and Maxwell – and some other lesser characters – is real. The body count is not as high as a Reacher story, but probably reaches double digits.

Baldacci is a skilled writer. He keeps things moving and makes the reader care about King and Maxwell. Very enjoyable.

8 out of 10.

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“Trojan Odyssey” by Clive Cussler

Copyright 2003 by Sandecker RILLP. Published by GP Putnam & Sons, New York.

This is #17 (of 27) in the series of adventure/fantasy novels by Clive Cussler featuring Dirk Pitt, Special Activities Director of NUMA, the National Underwater Marine Administration. I was surprised that there are 10 to follow this one because (spoiler alert) in this one Dirk retires, gets married and generally intends to become a normal human being rather than the superhuman engineer who roams the world saving us all from impending disaster and doom.

Pitt is also a parent. At the end of #16 he learns that a long-lost love gave birth to male/female twins who are now of age and are both working for NUMA. It certainly appears that this book intends to transition the derring-do from the elder Pitt to his two children, Dirk Jr and Summer. Some of this book’s plot involves saving Dirk Jr and Summer from two near-death experiences.

The main plot, though, concerns the Odyssey Corporation, a mysterious conglomerate that has virtually cornered the world’s supply of platinum. They are also involved in a strange engineering project, with the Chinese government, in Nicaragua. Why is this mysterious corporation, led by an equally mysterious CEO named Specter, doing in Nicaragua? And how is it all related to the discovery (by Dirk Jr and Summer, of course) of Bronze Age artifacts in shallow water in the Caribbean? They are all related, of course, in a most unlikely way. And it all is a threat to North America and western Europe. Rest assured, however, that Dirk and NUMA saved us. Again.

What a guy!

You have to suspend disbelief to read a Cussler novel. And he is not a great writer. But it is fun. A good book for beach reading.

7 out of 10.

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A laptop death in the family

My laptop died 4 days ago. It was working fine, with about half the battery time remaining. I closed the top and put it on the charger. An hour later I took it off the charger and tried to start it. Nothing. Put it back on the charger but the light indicating that it was charging did not go on. Dead.

Took it to a local computer repair shop. They diagnosed it as a bad motherboard. Did I experience a power surge they asked. No, nothing. It just died.

They gave me a part number. I ordered a new motherboard. The good news: it costs less than $60 (I expected it would be about $150). The bad news: it won’t arrive for a week, minimum.

A week without a laptop? It is like a week without water for me. Some people can’t live without a cell phone. I can’t live without a laptop.

So how am I posting this? I bought another laptop. It wasn’t my plan. I was in Costco to get large quantities of foodstuffs and saw a laptop – with touchscreen – for under $400. I decided that it would not be a bad idea to have a backup laptop. It is a good idea in general and I was not 100% confident that my old one could be resurrected.

The pleasant surprise was how easy it was to get up and running with a new laptop. Much easier than the last time, several years ago. While this “automatic backup to the cloud” stuff can be annoying – and the idea of having my sensitive information on some server farm somewhere makes me nervous – it surely does make switching to a new laptop easy. Within an hour of opening the new laptop’s box I was up and running, with passwords, emails and many files recovered. I had to reinstall some software, like Thunderbird, my email client, but even that was pretty easy.

So this is a post that I wrote on my new laptop. I am back in business.

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Four nights in Kissimmee

In case you don’t know Kissimmee is a town very close to Orlando. You might consider it a suburb of Orlando. And it is very close to Disney World and Universal Studios.

We spent four nights there. Why? Because we got a “free” stay in a timeshare resort. Yes, we had to sit through a timeshare presentation (more on that later) and the “free” price didn’t include taxes and the “resort fee” which made the price for 4 nights just about $170. Cheap for 4 nights but not free. And the cost for this stay, another week someone (TBD), a one-week cruise for 2 and two sporting event tickets was $250 (actually $400 but included a $150 gift card as well). Again, not bad for all that, but not free. And it still isn’t totally certain that all that stuff will materialize.

Henna

Anyway, it was an opportunity to get away for a few days and we chose Kissimmee.

The trip there took over 4 hours because we had to drop off Becky (Marlene’s dog) at the dogsitter’s place in Cape Coral and we stopped for lunch along the way. We got checked into our 1-bedroom unit (pretty basic but with a full kitchen and jacuzzi) at Calypso Cay and went out to Old Town Kissimmee, an entertainment area just a few miles from the resort. But we never got to Old Town because we parked near a huge group of food trucks (probably about 100) and an indoor flea market. Well, Marlene can spend hours in a flea market and we did. She bought some clothes and got a henna tattoo that I thought was pretty nice.

Then we went back to the resort and tried to use the jacuzzi. But the water was lukewarm at best, so it was a short stint in the jacuzzi. A hot tub without hot water is pretty useless.

The second day (the first full day in Kissimmee) featured a trip to Celebration followed by a trip to Disney Springs. Celebration is a cute little town. We wandered around took some photos and had some drinks and nachos at a Mexican restaurant. A pleasant afternoon.

Disney Springs was nice. A good band was playing near the water (and, yes, we danced a bit), the shops were interesting (for Marlene anyway) and there were many dining options (which we ignored – we had dinner at the resort). We were intrigued by the “escape room” attraction but were not attracted to the $55 ticket price.

The timeshare presentation was 8:30am Monday morning, our second full day in Kissimmee. It was billed as “90 to 120 minutes” but of course they tried every trick in the book to keep us until we bought. Well, we were there over 4 hours but didn’t buy anything except 3 days at their resort in Pigeon Forge TN for $199 (with $150 returned in the form of a gift card). We can use that.

A fairly congenial presentation at the beginning but it became increasingly acrimonious as they refused to let us go. We finally escaped. They promised to send me an email with details of the other freebies that we were to get with our $400 investment. But I haven’t seen anything yet. I will have to call them. Annoying.

We “dined” at Cici’s Pizza which was a first for me. An all-you-can-eat pizza and pasta buffet. Not bad and probably a good deal ($12 each) but I really didn’t need all the pizza I ate.

We then went to Universal CityWalk which we expected to be similar to Disney Springs. It was, in the sense that it was lovely and had lots of dining options. And it fronted on two Universal theme parks (which were closed). But it had no live band and no shopping other than souvenirs. Disappointing. But I got some good photos.

On the final day we actually got to Old Town. We didn’t do much more than walk around, but it was pleasant.

Marlene in Old Town

The trip back home included a stop at the Hard Rock Casino in Tampa where we both dropped more than $100. That was the most expensive part of the whole trip.

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Three festivals

There are two big annual festivals in south central Florida: the Swamp Cabbage Festival in Labelle in February and the Sugar Festival in Clewiston in March. They are similar in that they have a lot of food trucks and vendors of a variety of goods and trinkets and they both have some really fine live music. The big difference is that the Swamp Cabbage Festival celebrates swamp cabbage, which I find disgusting, and the Sugar Festival features sugar. Who doesn’t like sugar?

There was also a very nice Seafood Festival at Babcock Ranch in March. I am not sure that is an annual event, but it was similar in that it had good food, good beer and good music.

I took photos at all three.

All three festivals were worth investing a day. But if you go and eat at one of these, avoid the swamp cabbage.

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“Separation of Power” by Vince Flynn

Copyright 2001 by Vince Flynn. Published by Pocket Books, a division of Simon & Schuster Inc, New York.

This is the 5th in the series of books by Vince Flynn that features Mitch Rapp, a CIA assassin. Yes, a CIA assassin. I am not so naive to believe that our government never kills anyone, but, frankly, making a government-sanctioned killer into a hero makes me more than a little uncomfortable. But that kind of protagonist generates a lot of opportunities for action. There is a lot of action in this book.

A couple of plotlines are intertwined. The main one is the pending confirmation of a new director of the CIA – Dr Irene Kennedy, the first woman to head the agency. The senator chairing the confirmation hearings, Hugh Clark, is, on the surface, supportive of the nomination but is secretly working to undermine her – and the President – to further his own presidential ambitions. Rapp, one of her best field operatives, wants to retire and marry Anna Rielly, a beautiful NBC anchor. But he learns that Donnatella Rahn, an Israeli assassin that he had collaborated with – and bedded – some years before may have been responsible for the assassination of another CIA operative. He decides to confront her in Italy where he is taking Anna with the intention of proposing to her. Well, it is never a good idea to mix business and pleasure and it all blows up in his face as he is caught in the middle of an attempt to assassinate Donnatella.

Yes, there is a LOT of assassination in this book.

This is all prelude to the other major plotline which is a military takeout of Saddam Hussein’s nuclear weapons. And that is just a prelude to another plotline which is the takedown of Senator Clark.

A lot of plotlines, a lot of assassinations. It makes for an interesting, if somewhat implausible, read. But it all made me uncomfortable.

6 out of 10.

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I am not a loser!

That sounds like a mantra and I should probably say that to myself every day while I shave. I believe that am not a loser and two recent events reinforce that belief.

First, the 2024 senior softball season ended with my team having a 9-9 record. Not a winning record, but not a losing record either. I think we were actually 10-8 but I am not going to argue with the guy who keeps the standings. We had fun and a non-losing season.

Second, I went to the casino Friday night. I played slots for 4 hours and won 40 cents. Not a big winning night, but not a losing night either.

Definitely not a loser. Nosireee.

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