Cypress Trail RV Resort

Awesome sunsets

Awesome sunsets

This is my first ever review of an RV resort where we are residents. I will keep it brief as I can’t possibly be completely objective.

In a nutshell… we like it!

My hibiscus at sunset

My hibiscus at sunset

How so? Let me count the ways:

  • A very nice community center with ballroom and kitchen.
  • An “omni” room with pool tables and cable TV.
  • A large, attractive pool.
  • A poolside patio with tiki (but no bar).
  • A small laundry room (but large enough) with very nice machines (and a broken coin dispenser).
  • A card room/exchange library with a large collection of books.  We may never buy another book.
  • A very nice dog park with “large” and “small” sides.
  • Wide roads and sidewalks.
  • Very nice pickleball courts.  Also bocce, shuffleboard and tennis.
  • Two beautiful ponds.
  • Fun activities (thanks, Michelle!).
  • Our site – spacious, private, nice pavers and beautiful landscaping, including a wonderful hibiscus.
  • Our shed. Next winter we will have our own washer and dryer!
  • Wonderful neighbors.
  • Awesome sunsets.

Also, the resort is in Ft Myers. We like Ft Myers. The Red Sox are here in the spring.

Ok, enough gushing.  What is wrong with the place?

  • Poor cable TV. The cable TV is included in the monthly HOA fee, but it is very basic – about 40 channels, of which we view maybe 10.  But… not all of the channels are viewable all the time.  The signal is weak with the result that our living room TV picks up maybe 25 of the 40 and none of the network channels (switching from cable to antenna and back again is really, really annoying).  And sometimes fewer.  It isn’t weather that causes the problem; the signal is just weak all the time.
  • No tiki bar.  This really isn’t that big a deal except that (1) Gulf Waters, which we regard as the standard for a really great RV resort, had a tiki bar by the pool that we loved and (2) we were told when we bought our site at Cypress Trail that a tiki bar would be there when we took up residence. A broken promise.
  • Weak WiFi.  This is probably a corollary of the “poor cable TV” problem as they are both served up by the cable system. We were surprised and pleased, initially, that we got a free internet modem, but the quality has been mediocre (we sometimes can’t get Netflix when we want to watch it) and the WiFi has been nearly useless.
  • The developer.  The park is relatively new – about 6 years old, I am told –  and the developer (or, more specifically, the on-site developer agent) is universally disliked.  The park is currently managed by a board consisting of 2 developer reps and 1 owner rep, so the developer still controls everything.  But that will change soon – probably next winter – when the number of sold sites exceeds 90% of the total number of sites.  The board at that point will transition to a majority of owner reps, so the owners will gain control.  This is exciting, but also will be a time of turmoil and uncertainty.  We probably should have paid more attention to how the park was managed before we bought in.
  • I mentioned the broken coin dispenser in the laundry room and I will use this as an example of a larger problem: the office management.  The coin dispenser was broken when we arrived in November and was still broken when we left in May.  I don’t know what the problem was or why it was so difficult to fix, but to have no coin dispenser in the only coin-operated laundry on the premises is really unacceptable – especially since the office staff was prohibited from keeping cash of any kind, including quarters.  At the very least the machine should have been replaced or a second one obtained.  But, as I said, this was indicative of the general disorganization and incompetence of the office staff.  I had to make four separate requests to obtain my mailbox key when I arrived and finally had to stand in the office and refuse to leave until a key was in my hand.  Unacceptable.

But, overall, we are very happy with out decision.  The HOA fees are low ($200 per month) and should remain low even after transition.  This dramatically changes the economics of RV ownership as we now could, in theory, stay in Ft Myers year-round for $200 per month.  Of course we really don’t want to do this because (1) Ft Myers in summer is hot, humid and very wet, (2) we have friends and family in New England that we enjoy seeing and (3) we still like to travel. But staying year-round at no additional cost is now an option.

Our nearly empty street

Our nearly empty street

Pool

Pool

Michell

Michelle

Ballroom

Ballroom

Entertainment on the patio

Entertainment on the patio

Did I mention sunsets?

Did I mention sunsets?

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Tripus interruptus

The AdventHealth waiting room at midnight

The AdventHealth waiting room at midnight

English translation from the Latin: interrupted trip.

Yes, for the fourth trip in a row (the transatlantic cruise, TN4, TS4 and now TN5), the trip has not gone according to plan. The truck is not the problem this time; as with the transatlantic cruise, the problem is Jett’s health.

She has not been well for a long time – at least 18 months. She has been suffering severe abdominal pain for the past several months but other than getting blood tests for a possible recurrence of the low hemoglobin problem that scotched our cruise (no problem – the hemoglobin levels were tolerable), she has resisted going to a doctor, rationalizing that she will see her regular, trusted PC physician when she gets north.

But on the evening of our arrival in Flagler Beach after the 5 hour first hop of TN5, she was in so much pain that I took her to the ER at AdventHealth Hospital in Palm Coast. They did a CT scan, gave her a prescription for pain medication and sent her home with some unintelligible scan results and a recommendation that she return to discuss the CT scan with a specialist. We extended our stay so that we could see the specialist on Friday. The upshot of that meeting was we agreed to stick around for more tests.

Beverly Beach

Beverly Beach

We called the owner at the campground in NH where we were due on May 21 to begin working and informed him that we would be unable to work for him this summer. It was pretty clear that, though we didn’t have a complete diagnosis, Jett was too ill to work. I also cancelled our campground reservations for most of TN5, though we are still hopeful of getting to VA at some point.

But when? The scheduled tests will keep us in Flagler Beach for at least 2 more weeks.

I went out today looking at other campgrounds because Beverly Beach Campground, while wonderful in many respects (and Jett loves the sea breeze and the pounding surf), is very expensive and the salt spray gets EVERYWHERE. It would probably eat the truck away if we stayed for two more weeks. So we will move to another campground on Monday and start the tests on Tuesday.

This is not fun, but the fact that we are finally taking steps to deal with her pain is a relief. Hopefully this will be the start of a recovery and a happier, healthier Jett.

If we had to get stuck somewhere, the beach is a good choice.

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St Augustine

Castillo de San Marcos

Castillo de San Marcos

I planned to spend the better part of a day in St Augustine and planned to do the sightseeing with Jett. Well, that didn’t happen (for reasons that I will explain later), but I did get to make a short trip there this afternoon. Total sightseeing time: 60 minutes. Not enough, but enough to give me a glimpse of the town. Nice place. Very scenic.

The highlight of my 1-hour tour was the Castillo de San Marcos, a 16th century fortress built by the Spaniards. You can read all about it. There is a lot of history here.

In doing my genealogical research I was struck by how many Europeans actually came to America before the Pilgrims. The Spanish settled St Augustine by 1585, there were Dutch fur traders in the New York City area by the early 1600s, Jamestown VA was settled in 1607. Why did I have this idea that the Pilgrims were the first Europeans in America in 1620? They were Johnny-come-latelies: when they arrived in Massachusetts they encountered Indians who spoke English.

Anyway, St Augustine is one of those early settlements that the English history writers tried to forget.

It is a beautiful little town. The streets are narrow, which made it difficult to navigate in my dually, but I found a place to park for $2.50 per hour. After walking around the downtown a bit and taking some photos, I strolled along the harbor to the fortress. Watched a little film about its history, took some more photos there and walked back to the truck. On the way I bought a soft drink (peach/ginger – terrible) and caramel corn (actually caramel kettle corn – delicious) and headed home.

A beautiful town on a beautiful day.

Downtown street

Downtown street

Downtown park

Downtown park

Downtown building

Downtown building

Harbor

Harbor

Fortress courtyard

Fortress courtyard

Moat

Moat

On the parapet

On the parapet

Mortar

Cannon

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TN5 Hop 1: Fort Myers FL to Flagler Beach FL

TN5 Hop 1

TN5 Hop 1

227 miles via FL 31, US 17, FL 557, I-4, I-95 and FL 100. Cumulative tow miles: 227. Truck miles: 237. Cumulative truck miles: 237.

This was not a fun hop, primarily due to I-4 through Orlando. I think I-4 and I-84 in CT are competing to be our “least favorite” interstate. Both are very rough, both are very busy and both are constantly under construction. The trip was supposed to take 4 hours and 20 minutes (according to Google) but was just over 5 hours total (including a brief bathroom break at an I-4 rest area).

The big news on this hop was: no breakdowns. The truck ran like a champ and the repaired A/C pumped out cool air the entire way – which was important when the outside temp reached 97 in Orlando. I have to confess that I am worried about the truck’s reliability. And will continue to be worried until it proves itself to be better than it has shown on the previous two trips.

Ray doing my dirty work

Ray doing my dirty work

Both ends of the trip were more difficult than they should have been. The only hard work remaining on the departure date was to move the fiberglass stairs and attach them to the shed, to keep them from blowing away in a hurricane. That was heavy work, made easier for me by Jett’s brother Ray getting suckered into the hard stuff (I had to walk the dog, ya know?). Then he took off in the Corolla, to have a bit of a holiday in New Orleans with his lovely wife. We will reunite with the Corolla when we get to Worcester.

The teardown at Cypress Trail was uneventful until the very end, when I tried to take down the electric service. The electrician, when he added the electricity for the shed, reinstalled the electric panel cover such that it wouldn’t open. I had to pry it. As I was prying, bees started swarming – there was a nest inside. Well, I couldn’t not open the cover, so I just pressed on. I got it open, but not until I got one very painful bee sting on my right index finger.

Then I couldn’t get it to shut securely. I didn’t have time to fool with that, so I taped it shut. Something to deal with when we return in the fall.

The very empty home site

The very empty site

The setup at Beverly Beach Camptown was uneventful – or so I thought. It was a back-in site, which Jett hates. I asked her to stand by the picnic table to provide a point of reference for me. I had to maneuver a bit, but got it backed in fairly quickly. Then I got the RV leveled, got the slides out, got the water. electric and cable hooked up. Done! Jett went in for a nap and I took Rusty out for a walk…

And as I was coming out of the RV, my brain started to function. I knew when I was shown my site on the campground map by the office staff that it was next-to-last in the row. So why were there 2 sites between me and the end? An awful realization crept over me – we had set up in the wrong site! I was in Site 75 when I was supposed to be in Site 74. In 6 years of travel, that was a first. And not a happy first, either.

What’s a guy to do? Well, the hope – a faint hope – was that I could just stay where I was and whoever was going into 75 could just go into 74. So I trekked down to the office, apologized for making a rookie mistake and inquired about the possible swap. No dice – the people scheduled for Site 75 the next day were staying for 11 nights and couldn’t easily be moved.

So we had to tear down, move the RV and set up again.

I guess we needed the practice.

All set up... in the wrong site!

All set up… in the wrong site!

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“Treasure” by Clive Cussler

Copyright 1988 by Clive Cussler Enterprises, published by Pocket Books

This is a long book – 678 pages in this edition. But I finished it in less than 10 days which is a pretty good indicator of how much I enjoyed it. It isn’t great literature but it sure is a fun beach book.

For those of you not familiar with Clive Cussler’s plots and the heroic adventures of Major Dirk Pitt, Air Force officer, Special Projects Administrator at the National Underwater and Marine Administration (NUMA), son of a US Senator, antique auto collector, national superhero and sexual studmuffin, I will tell you that Cussler’s plots (and Pitt’s adventures) are always epic. This is #9 in the series of 23 Dirk Pitt adventures. He has raised the Titanic, saved the world from environmental disasters, solved the riddle of Atlantis and figured out how Abraham Lincoln was kidnapped (yeah, really). In this book he not only unearths the contents of the fabled Library of Alexandria (Egypt) – long believed to be lost forever – but also brings down a global criminal conspiracy to take over Egypt, Mexico and Brazil. And in his spare time he single-handedly saves the life of the very attractive (and hot to trot) Secretary General of the United Nations… three times.

This is all ridiculous, of course. And a lot of fun.

I hadn’t read a Dirk Pitt adventure for a couple of years because I had convinced myself that I had read them all. When I ran across this book and read the synopsis, it didn’t sound familiar. And it didn’t sound like a plot I would forget. I really enjoyed this book so I will have to go look at the entire series and see if there are any others that I have missed.

8 out of 10.

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Smacked with the palm

The fallen frond

The fallen frond

The culprit palm

The culprit palm

No, not the palm of the hand; the royal palm.

This morning, while having my second cup of coffee, I was startled by a loud BANG! My first thought was that a bird flew into the side of the RV. But when I stepped out to look, I saw no dead bird. Or anything else near the side of the RV.

But… there, between the car and the truck, lay a large frond (branch?) from one of the royal palms near the sidewalk. I hoped that the noise was due to the frond dropping onto the truck’s tonneau cover which is pretty close to dent-proof. No such luck. A quick inspection of the car revealed a very noticeable dent in the roof. Better than a dent on the hood, I guess, because I don’t have to look at the roof while driving. But not good. I am considering whether to file a claim. Probably not as it is pretty minor. But I may get an estimate, just to know what I am dealing with.

The truck is heading north in 3 days. The palm couldn’t wait until then to shed?

The roof dent

The roof dent

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Prepping for the schlepping

Shelving unit

Shelving unit

We are 12 days away from the start of the Fifth Trip North (TN5). I have abandoned all hope of getting more work done on the shed – including getting the air conditioner installed – but still have a long list of tasks to be completed before we go. I have already done some of the work:

  • Dropped off our clothing donations at Goodwill.
  • Made a final trip to Costco to return some items and to get a few new ones.
  • Turned in our Florida Lottery scratch ticket “winnings.” That $40 will get us… about 100 miles.
  • Got some cigarettes to keep Jett calm.
  • Painted the shed door.
  • Installed a shelf in the shed and got shed items stashed away on it. Neatness counts.
  • Got the modem and router moved to the shed.

This last item was more difficult than it should have been.  While the electrician ran the cable line to the shed, he didn’t install connectors on either end.  My first two attempts to add the connectors failed miserably.  But my third attempt – using screw-on connectors – was successful.

Even though the air conditioner won’t be installed before we leave, I intend to start it up and get it to communicate with the router.  Then, if we get the contractor to install it while we are away, I will be able to control it remotely.

There is still much to be done.  Besides prepping the air conditioner, I also need to talk to both the contractor about doing the work while we are away and coordinating the electrical inspection with the electrician.  Then I need to stash away anything that we intend to leave behind – most notably the fiberglass steps.

There is work to be done to ready the Corolla for the trip north, too.  Mostly it is cleaning the car and removing stuff we want to leave behind, but I also need to swap GPS units with the truck, leave driving authorization for brother-in-law Ray and put the EZPass unit in the car – useful for tolls in New England.

The truck is ready but still needs to be loaded up.  The grill, the lawn chairs, the RV wheel covers, the 5-gallon reserve can of diesel fuel and the toolbox.  And tire pressures need to be tested and adjusted on both the truck and the RV.

Then hitch up, point the truck north and go. And keep our fingers crossed that, unlike our previous trips north and south, this one will be disaster-free.

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Flowering palms

Banana-like seed pods

Banana-like seed pods

I was doing some site cleanup yesterday – removing dead fronds from our palm shrubs – and noticed that they are all “flowering”.  Not that a palm produces flowers, but they all go through a reproductive phase.  Some had pollen-covered “antlers” growing from their stems.  But one had pods of what looked like bananas, split open to reveal thousands of little white pearls.  Seeds?  Don’t know, but maybe I will research it.

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Playing out the string

The park is about half empty now.  All activities have ceased.  The weather is hot and humid.  It seems like we are just waiting until we leave.  In sports terms, we are “playing out the string” – not accomplishing anything other than passing time.

This feeling is supported by the lack of progress on the shed.  The expectation that the electrical work would be inspected days after being completed has turned into a month-long waiting game.  As I cannot proceed with the other work – most notably getting the air conditioner installed – I have been limited to doing things in preparation for a time when I can make real progress.  I have completed the skirt on 2 of the 4 sides, but have to leave the other sides open for the plumbing work.  I have purchased the air conditioner, the utility sink and the flooring, but can’t install any of them until the electrical work is signed off.  I will likely get some shelving because it is now apparent that nothing else will get done before we leave and I may as well get all the stuff neatly stored for the summer.

This is all pretty disappointing.  I suppose I shouldn’t blame the electrician as he doesn’t control the inspector’s schedule, but doubts are creeping in.  Did he actually pull a permit?

In any case I need to decide how to handle the possibility that the inspection will not be completed before I leave.  It has to be done, then, while we are away (there is a 6-month deadline for completion of the permit).  Who do I trust with a key?  How do I make arrangements for the electrician to enter the shed?

These are problems that I didn’t expect.  And don’t enjoy dealing with them.  But they do give me some focus while playing out the string.

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“Running Blind” by Lee Child

Copyright 2000 by Lee Child. Published by Berkley, New York.

Yes, another Jack Reacher book.  I always expect to be entertained and I am never disappointed.

Some of the Reacher books are set during the time when he is in the army, but most are set post-Army when he is an aimless drifter.  This one is in between: he is out of the army, but he has inherited a house and, at least temporarily, has a permanent address.  He doesn’t know how to deal with that situation and it won’t last, but for the duration of this book he has both a house and an SUV.  His internal conflict with this (to him) unnatural situation is a subplot in this book, but it is pretty obvious that it will be resolved shortly and he will, once again, be shiftless.

He also has a girlfriend and this might be a little more permanent.  Jodie appears to be the love of his life.  But her life goals conflict deeply with his and, though he clearly cares for her, the attachment will not be sufficient to root him.  This subplot resolves itself rather neatly by Jodie becoming a partner in her law firm and being sent to London for 2 years.  Problem solved.

So much for the subplots.  The main plot centers on a serial killer.  Someone is killing women who, while in the army, accused men of sexual harassment or worse.  The FBI is on the case and their top profiler has identified the characteristics of the man they are looking for and, wouldn’t you know, his profile looks a lot like Jack Reacher.  The first two women, in fact, knew Reacher because he was the investigator assigned to their cases when he as still an MP.  The FBI haul Reacher in for questioning.  But his status as “prime suspect” is short-lived as a third woman is killed while he is in custody.  Rather than just letting him go, however, the FBI decides that he might be a useful addition to the investigative team.  Reacher is not interested but is coerced into participating.

The murders themselves are bizarre.  The women are all found in bathtubs filled with army-issue green paint.  There is no obvious cause of death and no sign of a struggle, no sign of forced entry.  The women apparently let the murderer in and then, quietly and without complaint, strip naked, sit in the bathtub filled with paint and just die.  Figuring out the “how” and “why” is what makes this story interesting.

Reacher figures it out, of course.  And so did I, mostly.  I was pretty sure I knew who the killer was halfway through the book, but Child fooled me with some deft misdirection and convinced me that I was wrong.  But I wasn’t.  But I can’t claim that I figured out the “how” though in retrospect I should have.

This book, more than most of the Reacher books, is a classic whodunit.  Like all Reacher books, it is a quick read.  I had a hard time putting it down.

8 out of 10.  I would have given it a 9 if I hadn’t figured out whodunit halfway through the book.

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