New Year’s Eve at Gulf Waters

New Year's Eve

New Year’s Eve

Chuck mugging

Chuck mugging

Our home for the winter, the Gulf Waters RV Resort continues to impress us. Thanksgiving dinner exceeded our expectations. The meals served weekdays at the Tiki Bar have been consistently good. The breakfast yesterday was, as one of my neighbors put it, “one of the best breakfasts I have had anywhere.” So we were expecting a quality evening at the New Year’s Eve party. No dinner, so food was not an issue. Our biggest concern was the entertainment, a one-man band that can best be described as a karaoke singer with a guitar. Not exactly Glenn Miller or Alabama.

But the evening turned out to be a *lot* of fun. The one-man band was very good. He had an excellent voice and could mimic Elvis, Lennon, Dylan, Johnny Cash, John Fogarty – you name it, he could sing it. Well, I guess he would have had a problem with Madonna or Patsy Cline. But, overall, he was very good. And the songs were very good for dancing. The dance floor was pretty full all night. And Jett and I were out there a lot.

The party went until after midnight. That may not sound like much, but the New Year’s Eve party at Seminole last year was pretty much over by 10pm.

We were at a table with all of our Tennessee friends. We all brought some hors d’oeuvres and no one went home hungry.

A fine time was had by all.

The dance floor

The dance floor

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Dizzy dog, 2016

Dizzy dog with bread

Dizzy dog with bread

There must be something about December in Florida that Grace does not like.  It was just over a year ago, in early December 2015, that Grace had her first bout of vertigo. It wasn’t funny as I thought she way dying. But she recovered. Mostly. She has had some stability problems ever since and generally is more feeble than she was before she got dizzy. It was a significant event in her life and it prompted Jett and me to have our first serious talk about when to put Grace down. The conclusion: it would be time when she seemed to no longer be enjoying life.

Well, she has been enjoying life. Yes, she is 15 and is feeble, but she still wags her tail. On good days she still romps like a puppy. But on Monday this week she suffered a second bout of vertigo. It was not as severe as the first – she didn’t fall over when she shook her head – but this time she seemed to be incontinent and generally “out of it”. She had no appetite – not even for a slice of bread, which she usually gobbles down. We were concerned that she had had a small stroke.

We had “the talk” again and decided, on the assumption that it was “just vertigo,” that we would give her a couple of days to recover.

It is now Saturday and she has not fully recovered, but she is slowly improving. Last night she wagged her tail. So it appears that we will have her for a few more days. Or weeks. But not forever.

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“Shadows of Steel” by Dale Brown

Berkley Edition, May 1997

If you are familiar with Dale Brown’s books – particularly those that feature Patrick McLanahan as the protagonist – then you will already be aware that this book is chock full of whiz-bang military hardware, outlandish military threats to the United States and save-the-country heroics by McLanahan. In this case the bad guys are the Iranians and they aren’t threatening the U.S. as a whole, just the U.S.’s aircraft carrier group in the Persian Gulf. The action kicks off with the Iranians detecting and destroying a U.S. spy ship and capturing 13 of the “civilian” crewmen – most of whom were, in fact, spies. Nevermind that the U.S. was doing something that is really shouldn’t have been doing; we needed to kick some butt to get the Iranians back in line. But how?

The obvious answer: take an experimental B-2 strategic bomber, equip it with the latest in high-tech gizmos, assign it to a super-secret intelligence agency and assemble a crew of mostly civilian crewmen, led by McLanahan, to act at the “tip of the spear.” Yes, I know this all sounds highly implausible and it is.  So if you aren’t willing to suspend your disbelief and go along for the whole implausible ride, then just forget about this book.

It is wordy and Brown always gets way deep into details of military hardware that may or may not be accurate.  So the appeal is mostly to military geeks and those who like military escapism.

I had a hard time letting go of my skepticism on this one.

4 out of 10.

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Christmas morning, 2016

Christmas dawn

Christmas dawn

Christmas 2016 is going to be very quiet for us – nobody to visit, nobody coming to visit. There will be some phone calls and some email greetings, but mostly it will be a day like any other. But it is Christmas in Florida and it is serene. The picture on the right is a photo I took this morning looking out the side window next to the sofa. I had my first cup of coffee while watching dawn break over the palm trees. Beautiful.

A few hours later, when the dogs decided it was time to rise and pee, I took them for a walk. And found a family, in the RV park for the weekend, opening gifts on the patio. I liked that. No pine tree, but why not have the gifts under a palm tree? I think it is more likely that Christ was born near palm trees than pine trees.

Anyway, I hope your Christmas is as serene as ours.

Opening gifts on the patio

Opening gifts on the patio

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Christmas lights, 2016

Charlie Brown tree

Charlie Brown tree

We are all decked out for Christmas. It took us maybe 2 hours to get the job done. A wreath on a palm tree, a stupid little green solar-powered snowman light (why a green snowman?), two spiral tree decorations and, inside the RV, a Charlie Brown tree. Compare that to the all-day effort – usually in below-freezing temperatures – needed to put up the lights and the lawn doodads (like the wire-frame reindeer) at our house in years past.

I like the minimalist decorations. And the minimalist effort to put them up. I will probably be able to take them down and store them away in under an hour.

I am not a big Christmas fan anyway, but I am more likely to be Bob Cratchit than Ebeneezer Scrooge if it doesn’t take much effort to decorate for the holiday.

Please take note of the miniature RV beneath the tree, with a light inside. Jett is very proud of that detail.

Double spiral trees

Double spiral trees

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“Deception Point” by Dan Brown

Pocket Books, 2001.

Dan Brown is best known for The Da Vinci Code and its sequel, Angels and Demons, both of which were made into movies starring Tom Hanks.  Deception Point was published between those two blockbusters, but the story is unrelated, has a different cast of characters and, as yet, has not been made into a Hollywood movie.

But it will.

The plot has plenty of action, suspense, dramatic settings and pyrotechnics.  How could Hollywood resist?

The book has more than the average number of twists and turns that populate suspense/action novels.  The story centers on the discovery of a meteorite, buried for thousands of years under polar ice. This meteorite turns out to be rather special in that it contains fossils which prove, beyond doubt, that not only does life exist elsewhere in the universe, but strongly suggests that life on earth was seeded by just such meteorites.  Needless to say, this is huge news and just happens to occur in the middle of a contentious campaign for the U.S. Presidency.  The current President, who is in trouble in the polls, latches upon this discovery to boost both his popularity and NASA’s, the agency that discovered the meteorite.  To certify the validity of the discovery, the President assembles a team of 5 civilians to review the data. One just happens to be the estranged daughter of his opponent, who holds a senior position as an analyst with the National Reconnaissance Office (NRO), an agency with the mission statement “enabling U.S. global information superiority, during peace and through war.” Part of her job is to interpret classified data and to brief the President and other White House staff.  In this role, the President sends her to the arctic to get her take on whether the discovery is, indeed, real.

It is, she tells the White House.

But no sooner had she briefed the staff at the White House than doubt about the discovery starts to creep in.  Before she can take back her certification, she is running for her life, pursued by Delta Force soldiers.  Something is very, very wrong here.

Well, it won’t spoil the plot to tell you it is all a huge fraud, but the fun is in who concocted the plot, how it managed to fool the best scientists on the planet and what the motive was.

The first 100 pages are a bit slow and it isn’t clear where the story is headed for a while, but once the fraud starts to unravel the action picks up and never lets up.  The final 450 pages are can’t-put-it-down fun.

9 out of 10.

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Data plan

I have read some chronicles of full-time RVers from long ago – like way back in the 1980’s – and life for them was indisputably more difficult than it is for us.  The RVs were less robust, the leveling systems were primitive, diesel fuel less available.  Almost all bills had to be paid by mail and banking, too, had to be done remotely unless you could find a local branch of your bank.  But the biggest difference was telephone.  Before cell phones, an RVer would have to stop at a truck stop to make a call. If you had a computer with an acoustic modem, you had to find a telephone that you could use long enough to do anything of value.  And the internet, still in its infancy, was more of a curiosity than a real tool for getting anything done.

Today we can call anyone we want anytime we want from almost anywhere. Yes, there are still “dead zones” where there is no signal, but they are rare.  I have more often been surprised by the high quality of the signal in places where I expected none than finding a poor signal when I expected a good one. Banking is done electronically using a cell phone app.  Almost all bills are paid electronically via debit or credit.  News, sports and information of all kinds is available via the internet.  Social media make it a snap to keep up with friends.

But all of this modern electronic convenience upon which we now depend as full-time RVers requires a cell phone data plan.  Bandwidth is money to the cell phone companies and they don’t just give it away.  Jett and I have a shared data plan with Verizon that, with equipment charges and taxes, runs about $200 per month.  We have to share 24GB of data.  That means that we cannot stream anything of any size.  Netflix? Forget it – a single movie is several gigabytes. We even have to be careful with social media.  There are so many video clips of children, cute cats and dogs and people doing stupid stuff embedded in Facebook postings that, if we aren’t careful, we can use a gigabyte in a day.

A year ago we were averaging about 12GB per month.  We are now nearly double that.  Are we using the internet more? Possibly, but I don’t think our usage has changed dramatically.  What I have seen develop over the past year is an insidious hidden usage of my data bandwidth by websites running in the background of my browser.  For example, unless you specifically block it, Windows tries to back stuff up to the “cloud”.  That is real data, in big chunks at times.  Facebook, if left running in the background, seems to continue to use data (for what I don’t know – maybe those cute cats continue to roll around when I am not looking).  There have been times when I have checked my usage in the morning and find that 4GB of data have passed through my router while I was sleeping!  I have had to buy “extra data” several times to avoid ridiculous Verizon surcharges.

We tried to train ourselves to shut down our laptops at night.  I even tried to routinely shut off the router before bedtime, though wasn’t very successful at that – too tired to remember, I guess.  But still the puzzling data drain continued. I finally got sufficiently frustrated that I called Verizon to get some insight into what was using the data.  They couldn’t really tell me that; they are, after all, just an internet provider.  It would be like asking the city where my water was going; they can only tell me how much water flowed through my meter.  But Verizon did offer me a plan with more data for less money.  Why didn’t they notify me sooner that such a plan was available?  Because they aren’t stupid, I guess.  But it was a bit annoying that I had to complain before they ‘fessed up that, yes, there was a better way.

Even with our kinder, gentler data plan we still need to be careful about what we leave running in our browser windows.  I believe Facebook and other social media sites suck up data like a black hole.  And even portal sites like msn.com consume data at a rate much higher than I would expect.  Our current strategy is to close such sites when we are done with them – we try to NEVER leave them running in the background.  This strategy has stabilized our data usage, though still at a higher rate than I can explain – about 600MB per day. But that is ok. Because that level of usage fits into our data plan and our data plan makes our RV lifestyle feasible.

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“Think Twice” by Lisa Scottoline

St Martin’s Press, 2010

This is one of a series featuring Bennie Rosato, head of an all-female law firm in Philadelphia. Most books in this series are mysteries, with a strong cast of characters and a lot of time spent on romantic and family relationships, sometimes at the expense of the mystery. But, overall, I find the books enjoyable because the characters are robust and the romantic and family dramas are interesting. This one, Think Twice, is a bit unusual in that there really isn’t a mystery.  It probably should be classified as suspense.

The plot, basically, is that Bennie’s identical twin – an evil doppelganger named Alice Connelly – tries to kill Bennie, assume her identity for a few days and steal all her assets – over 3 million dollars. She, of course, almost gets away with it, but not quite.

I enjoyed the book, but I enjoy good mysteries more, so it being suspense rather than mystery did not elevate it in my esteem.  I also didn’t buy the way Bennie escaped being buried alive.  In a situation which should have killed her in a matter of a few hours, Bennie seems to have survived for over a day, then she had to battle a coyote to get out of her grave.  Meanwhile Alice was assuming her identity so well that no one at her office, or any of her clients, detected the substitution.  Even more unbelievable was that Bennie’s ex-boyfriend returns unexpectedly and resumes the interrupted romance, thinking that Alice is Bennie.

Finally one of the lawyers at the office begins to suspect something is amiss, but not because Alice was a dolt at law, but because a crazy woman from Italy who claimed superhuman powers identified Alice as an “evil woman.”

Lisa Scottoline is a skilled author who knows how to relate a tale. But this tale was too much of a stretch for me.

5 out of 10

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Thanksgiving buffet

Thanksgiving buffet

Thanksgiving buffet

Jett and I have twice done Thanksgiving via Cracker Barrel. They offer a take-out Thanksgiving dinner for about 6 for just over $70 – a pretty good deal. You get a hefty portion of turkey, a lesser portion of ham, dressing, mashed potatoes, gravy, vegetable and dinner rolls. A hearty feast.

This year we wanted to do something different. We debated going to Perkins or the local restaurant, Sunshine Cafe. But we opted to stay in the RV park and participate in the Thanksgiving buffet. The park provided turkey, ham, dressing, mashed potatoes, gravy and coffee/tea. The residents brought hot dishes, salads and desserts.

Jett and I aren’t huge fans of buffets and we weren’t very optimistic that it would be any better than the church social buffets that dotted my childhood and adolescence. But I was pleasantly surprised. The turkey was just about the best I have ever had (sorry, Mom!) and the ham, while dry, was tasty. Even the resident-supplied dishes were quite good. So, for the cost of some salad fixin’s we had a Thanksgiving dinner that was better than Cracker Barrel’s.

The other benefit of a local buffet is the opportunity to introduce ourselves to the community. We sat at a table of 8, so we met 3 other couples. All were friendly and the conversation was interesting. Time will tell whether we made any lifelong friends, but it is not out of the question.

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“Gideon’s Corpse” by Preston and Child

Grand Central Publishing, 2012

This was my first Preston and Child book featuring Gideon Crew, a nuclear physicist on loan to the FBI.  I may have read another Preston and Child book from their Pendergast series (Jett tells me I have), but if so I can’t recall it.  Preston and Child are one of Jett’s favorite authors, so I borrowed this one after she finished it.

You can read the synopsis yourself.

The plot reminded me a bit of the kind of plot you would find in the Jack Reacher series by Lee Child (no relation?): an over-the-top, the-nation-at-risk threat, thwarted by the actions of a single man. But the Reacher plots are, somehow, believable. I had a hard time believing this one – a man on the run from 22 federal agencies, involving tens of thousand of people, yet he is able to move freely around New Mexico, drive cross-country to Maryland and pass easily through security at both Los Alamos and Fort Derrick. Yeah. Either he was really lucky or our security agencies are totally incompetent.

I was also surprised at the Indiana Jones flavor of the action. Crew goes from one life-threatening predicament to the next with barely time to catch his breath. The surprise was the Jett enjoyed this as it just doesn’t seem like a plot she would enjoy. She told me afterward that she prefers the Pendergast series, but that the Crew series was “ok”. Well, in my view “ok” is a compliment.

4 on a 10 scale.

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